I'm suing Van Halen

**CashVanHalen** · 10.15.00, 11:00 AM

Okay,
Back in '96 when Gary Cherone was announced as the new lead singer of Van Halen, I made a statement on a Smashing Pumpkins message board that I claimed ownership of Lead Singer #4 slot. Well, since it looks a lot like Dave is singer #4, then I have no choice but to see Van Halen. It's been a dream of mine to join the band, and I feel cheated that Dave was picked over me. Mind you Dave can dance better than me and can sing better than me, but can he play slide guitar? Me thinks not. I would appreciate any and all support you people at links could give me in pursuing what is rightly mine.
Thank you,
Ritch

**GirlGoneBad!** · 10.15.00, 11:11 AM

Is this a joke or do you need to clean your crackpipe?

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**CashVanHalen** · 10.15.00, 11:22 AM

Do you really need to ask if this is a joke?

**hitch1969** · 10.15.00, 11:29 AM

I was hopin' it wasn't a joke...

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**Top Timmy** · 10.15.00, 12:34 PM

A lame joke at that. I'm going to close this.

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