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Thread: An Evening with Samuel Hagar
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09.01.02, 07:15 PM #1Banned!
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Here's an e-mail I received from a prostitute. Not her real name.
-Jennifer-
Sammy Hagar picked me up in a limousine. He wasted no time and finger fucked me on the way to the hotel. What I found weird about Mr. Hagar is that he insisted that I pour Cabo Wabo Tequila on his penis while I was giving him head.
To my astonishment, to end the evening Sammy Hagar left a trophy in the toilet. The evidence suggested that he didn't even bother to wipe his ass.
This man is a complete weirdo. Please don't tell his wife. Please.
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09.01.02, 07:27 PM #2Eruption
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Mr Nitz,
This is the most tragically unfunny waste of time I have ever encountered."The large print giveth and the small print taketh away" - Tom Waits
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09.01.02, 07:36 PM #3no stinkin click!
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[img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] ...have another one.... [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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09.01.02, 07:40 PM #4Banned!
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09.01.02, 08:24 PM #5Eruption
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Please close this piece of shit now!
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09.01.02, 09:22 PM #6Super Duper Frontman
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Closing this for obvious reasons.
Right Now you're reading my post!
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