A Van Halen New Year's Party

[Eddymon]

Attending among others are:

David Lee Roth
Eddie Van Halen
Michael Anthony
Alex Van Halen
Valerie Bertinelli
Brad Pitt
Jen Aniston
Della Reese
Liz Taylor
and Brad Starks

At the party Dave walks up to Brad and Jennifer.

DLR: "Hey guys whats happening?"
Brad Pitt: "Duh, huh,oh yeah cool man."
Jen: "Hi Dave, how are you doing?"
DLR: "getting by, wanna go get a drink?"
Jen: "Brad would you like to join us?"
Pitt: "Uh, what?, no I want to talk to that guy over there, I think I can relate to him."

**points to Brad Starks**

Pitt: "hey buddy whats your name?"
Starks: "Oh, hi, I'm Mushroom I mean Brad Starks. Official web-master for Van Halen."
Pitt: "whats a web-master?"
Starks: " I haven't got a fucking clue, I just get paid alot of money to do and say nothing."
Pitt: "hey thats what I do to."

**now we turm to the bar**

DLR: "Jen I love you on FRIENDS. Want to fuck?"
Jen: "I'd love to but I'm married to that idiot, and he makes more money than you."
DLR: "Cool, I respect that."

**now we go over to the couch**

EVH: "hey Val, can you get my banjo, I want to pay the new country song I have been working on."
Val: "Sure honey."
AVH: "I thought we were going to a jazz album Ed."
EVH: "Na, I thought it would be best if we went country."
MA: "I thought we were going to do a rock album using our classic sound. Thats what I have been telling averybody at all these appearances I make."
EVH & AVH: "SHUT UP MIKE! We will tell what you will be doing, now go refill the chip bowl and tell Starks to go walk Sherman."
MA: "Sorry guys."

**Back at the bar**

DLR: "Well hello Della!"
Della: "Hello David."
DLR: "I love you on that show Touched By An Angel."
Della: "Thank you kindly."
DLR: "Now do YOU want to be touched by my one-eyed Devil?"
Della: "I thought you'd never ask." [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

**they go off to the bedroom**

**now back to the couch**

EVH: "Hey Al, when is your new fiance going to show up?"
AVH: "SOON"

**Door Bell rings**

Val: "Oh Hi Ms. Taylor."
AVH: "Liz, this is my brother Ed."
EVH: (laughing) "You got to be fucking kidding me Alex. She is older than Sammy."
AVH: "Yeah but she is very rich, and is best friends with Michael Jackson. She can get him to be our next singer after we screw Dave again."
EVH: "I like that, I felt a connection with Michael when I did BEAT IT with him. He might just be my true musical soulmate."
MA: "Michael Jackson? Come on give me a fucking break! I am going to call Sammy and see if I can join HIS band."
EVH: "Mike, if you ever talk to me like that again you better be wearing a fucking cup."


The Saga continues.............

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[Illusion37]

I would just like to let you know....when I read that, I spewed root beer all over the computer monitor. That made my day/night so much better. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

[mikep]

I'm cryin' over here(LOL)! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[Mean_Street]

4 stars. I would like to hear more stories, like easter or valentines day! lol

[JMJ]

LMAO...

great eddymon, that was the shit!

JMJ

[Raldo]

At first, I was surprised to see that Eddymon had posted in the 'Main Discussion' and not the 'Rumor Mill'. I must say this though, that was pretty damn funny. I love the dialog between Brad Pitt and Brad Starks. I guess they are kind of one and the same. Thumbs up Eddymon!

[DLR'sCock]

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funny stuff...