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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RickS dog:
    ive never played a didgerydoo but id sure hump one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Whatever gets you through the night, my canine friend.

    I'll have you know that Didgeridoos are thought of as, and I quote, "distasteful phallic symbols" in China.

    That's why Didgeridoos are banned there.

    (Communism... The game where there are no winners...)

    Someday, SOMEDAY, the Chinese will be free! Free, I tell you!! The Chinese will be free to play Didgeridoos to their hearts content! Their dogs will hump Didgeridoos to their...

    Wait...



    They eat dogs in China!

    Well, the Chinese people will get to enjoy Didgeridoos. That rocks in my most humble opinion.

    (Whatever the case, RickS dog, I'd steer clear of China if I were you.)

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    Damn shame China's deprived of the Didgeridoo.

    If only someone could send the message of didgeridoo-invoked peace...



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
    If only someone could send the message of didgeridoo-invoked peace... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Many times has this very notion crossed my mind, JWS. It is truly a sad and dangerous world in which we live. To think that a vehicle for peace, such as the Didgeridoo, is not promoted properly to advance harmony and unity throughout the world is nothing short of tragic.

    I propose that we send madden to China as "Solicitor Of Didgeridoo Peace" on behalf of the internationally known, and respected political think-tank, "People For The Advancement Of Didgeridoos."

    If there's a better spokesman, please come forth with his or her name. All able-bodied persons are in contention for this most momentous undertaking.

    This is serious, my friends.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:

    I propose that we send madden to China as "Solicitor Of Didgeridoo Peace" on behalf of the internationally known, and respected political think-tank, "People For The Advancement Of Didgeridoos."

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm comfortable with this choice. However, given the well known, and respected, style to which Madden is accustomed, it seems only right to alter the name of the think-tank to Fucking People for the Fucking Advancement of Fucking Didgeridoos.

    I mean, are we taking this seriously or not?



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    Some Hellarious shit guys, I'm at a loss of words?



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
    He's crafting a carefully worded letter to the orginization in the hopes of bringing this idea to fruition.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>While you're at it, have him look into changing the definition of "fruition". I really believe we can do better on that one.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    I'm comfortable with this choice. However, given the well known, and respected, style to which Madden is accustomed, it seems only right to alter the name of the think-tank to Fucking People for the Fucking Advancement of Fucking Didgeridoos.

    I mean, are we taking this seriously or not? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Good suggestion, Glenn. I've advised Mr. Cochran of this and he's looking into it. He's said that it will be tough going, changing the name of the think-tank.

    He's crafting a carefully worded letter to the orginization in the hopes of bringing this idea to fruition.

    I will keep all of you abreast on the status of our efforts. Keep hope alive! Keep hope ALIVE!!!

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    Hopefully we'll be able to ram some sense into China's dictatorial government. Their Didgeridoo censorship is an unprecedented violation of the inalienable human rights that are just assumed.

    (I'm sorry...this is a very...emotional topic )

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    While you're at it, have him look into changing the definition of "fruition". I really believe we can do better on that one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Glenn, Mr. Cochran is a very busy man. He is generous enough to work on my behalf (which = VHForums behalf ) pro bono. I'd feel too guilty to ask him to do more than he's already doing for us.

    Be patient. All things must pass.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
    Be patient. All things must pass.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Basically you're saying I should stop asking for Help and just Let It Be. Well, I Imagine I could try.



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    As Mr. Cochran would say...

    "If you don't let it be, jack shit is what you see."

    Or something like that.

    I trust he'd make the right decision for all parties involved.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    Basically you're saying I should stop asking for Help and just Let It Be. Well, I Imagine I could try. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That sounds fair, Glenn.

    See, people? We Can Work It Out.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JWS_5150:
    As Mr. Cochran would say...

    "If you don't let it be, jack shit is what you see."

    Or something like that.

    I trust he'd make the right decision for all parties involved. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Mr. Cochran wasn't too happy about your post, until he got to the last line. He agrees with you 100%.

    He has also asked me to inform you that he's filing legal briefs about our proposed Didgeridoo plan. He's becoming more and more optimistic as the days go by.

    I know it's tough to wait for things to get moving, but think of VH's situation when you think of the Didgeridoo.

    They obviously go hand in hand.

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    I completely agree.

    It would only be appropriate to have a Didgeridoo breakthrough in China on the day of the VH announcement.

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    Stranger things have happened, JWS.

    "The Great Meatball Faminie of 1981" for example, but I digress...

    In that face of VH's announcement, a Didgeridooo breakthrough in China on the same day would be beautiful. (Any day where there is a Dudgeridoo breakthrough is a beautiful day, mind you. But this would mean so much more to humanity! )

    Rumor has it that the Giants Didgeridoo player came down with the flu on Superbowl Sunday and the Giants couldn't find a replacement.

    Is it any wonder they lost the game?

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