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    Well, this sure has been an interesting week for me. First I stumbled upon Stark's "December Story" post that waqs to be at the Dump before it closed and now I hacked into his e-mail messages!!

    Here's a message Bradley responded to just yesterday (NOTE that its a reply to a message that was sent to him from someone):

    Hey Leonard,

    I'm sick of hearing about why the Pleasure Dome was closed. I've got my fucking reasons! By the way, if anyone thinks that the Mike-Rols situation was the reason, its total bullshit. Bullshit! LOL.
    Anyhow, you don't know how much 'Bradman' bashing hurts. I broke down in tears the other day in front of my mom. Damn her too! She always makes it out to be my fault: "Why didn't you tell them the truth, Bradley?"
    I said, "Mom! Its Bullshit! Total bullshit!"
    Needless to say she didn't know what I was talking about.
    Oh yeah, by the way Leonard, I ran into Alex the other day after I left 5150. Al told me this:
    "What the hell is this bullshit Brad? Didn't we teach you anything??" I cried some more. But Al didn't stop. "Go home to your mommy, Bradley. Oh and please return those Play Station games to my kids while your at it!"

    Then when I went home, I decided to prank call Alex. I called and lo and behold, Al picks up:

    "Hello? Hello?? Who the fuck??!!"Al said.

    "I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!" I screamed as I hung up the phone. I always liked that line. Got it from a Ren and Stympy cartoon.

    Anyhow, gotta go Leonard.

    See ya at Jerry's.

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: <mexicanlover@hotmail.com>
    To: <bradman@van-halen.com>
    Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 12:25 PM
    Subject: Brad, where are you?


    > Hey Brad,

    Where are you dude? And why ja shut down the Dome? I loved that place!

    P.S. See you later at Jerry's for our first try at XBOX!
    EUAS

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    ole No.1
    The finest.

    "The Showstoppa!!"

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    The line about him prank calling Alex had me on the floor!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    "I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!"

    Classic.
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    Vinnie, if you keep this up, you'll be tagged as the next "insider."

    Are you ready for the mantle?
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    The bullshit is smelliest at its source.
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    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

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    All I can say is, I sure don't want Vinnie hacking MY e-mail.

    Too funny man!
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    LOL Vinnie, let us know if you get anything else!
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

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    You've done it again, Vinnie V. lol! So fitting for the most worthless website on the internet.
    "One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne

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    If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello

    "There is no heir to the throne of Eddie Van Halen. Nobody sits on that throne. Nobody takes that throne. Here's why it's different with Eddie: when a great guitar player passes, you just move on to another, right? But in this case, Eddie wasn't just a 'guitar player'. We're talking about a guy who changed culture and how we play guitar. He was like an alien coming in and fucking everything up so much that even the legends beforehand are like, 'Okay .. what is happening here? What sorcery is this?'" -Nuno Bettencourt

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    Oh boy...

    "Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..." -The Mard

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    " I know what you're thinking: "Do I want to watch Mard? We know that horses were very strong and could actually stop airplanes from flying away. The ones made out of stone called "statues" -- occasionally came to life and rode off is a colonial cliche. How many more times do we need to hear about how the oppressive Raj's wore villainous black capes, crafted cunning plastic masks to impersonate people, and drained all the blood from their slaves so they could keep the fluid in bottles in their dungeons? I mean, YAWN!

    But if you're willing to sit through this dry sort of historical drama one more time -- or even just this dry historical review -- you will not be disappointed. In fact, some of you might just learn something they didn't teach you in school!-
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    You know, I half stopped to think, "Imagine how Bradman must feel about being bashed by people around here all the time."

    Then I realized, hell, if he lurks around here he should expect anything by now.
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuff No More:
    You know, I half stopped to think, "Imagine how Bradman must feel about being bashed by people around here all the time."

    Then I realized, hell, if he lurks around here he should expect anything by now.
    <hr></blockquote>

    As soon as VH comes out with a new album, Brad will be back on top again. "If you cannot afford something, then dont buy it!"
    Fair Warning... It's 5150 Time!!

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    hahahahahaha

    Bradman is a living joke!!!!!
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    I dont know if it's Bradman or Van Halen that's the joke..
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