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    Hang 'Em High
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    At least now we know where he has been. [img]smilies/thumb.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]

    Now, Eddie, shit or get off the pot!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    Funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]

    Now, Eddie, shit or get off the pot!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I think he's working on it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Now, if we can only find Alex! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Funny pic. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    As seen on TV, huh? I wish!
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    that's hilarious!
    holy shit that made my day. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Raldo:
    Now, if we can only find Alex! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I told yoy guys the scoop on Alex. Check out the rumour mill and the thread "The Absolute Latest"
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

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    Runnin' With The Devil
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    [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img] lol!
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    Man, I literally had to bite my lip to keep from laughing out loud and freaking the guy in the cube next to me out at work [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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    [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] God.....ED light a match!!!!
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    ...no Ed better not light a match!

    He probably just had an ERUPTION...if he lit a match, he might LIGHT UP THE SKY, and leave his bathroom ON FIRE. I bet he'll HEAR ABOUT IT LATER if Val strolls through there any time soon.

    Maybe he ate a little too much POUNDCAKE? Or got some nasty stuff from the ICE CREAM MAN?
    He'd better not GET UP before the AFTERSHOCK!

    Hey Ed, we love you, man! We do this shit, but we'd all rather be listening to new VH, or better yet, be at one of your concerts! Come on FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! Your fans got some serious rock and roll blue balls...
    [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

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    I think we've just discovered the real inspiration for the entire Van Halen catalog!

 

 

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