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10.25.01, 07:23 AM #1Hang 'Em High
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'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.
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10.25.01, 07:24 AM #2Hang 'Em High
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At least now we know where he has been. [img]smilies/thumb.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]
'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.
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10.25.01, 08:03 AM #3The Full Bug
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Funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]
Now, Eddie, shit or get off the pot!"Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com
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10.25.01, 09:10 AM #4Banned!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Van Gully:
Funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/bounce.gif[/img]
Now, Eddie, shit or get off the pot!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think he's working on it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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10.25.01, 09:11 AM #5Light Up The Sky
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Now, if we can only find Alex! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01
In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!
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10.25.01, 09:30 PM #6Top Of The World
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As seen on TV, huh? I wish!
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10.25.01, 11:01 PM #7Take Your Whiskey Home
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that's hilarious!
holy shit that made my day. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10.26.01, 04:15 AM #8I'm The One
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Raldo:
Now, if we can only find Alex! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I told yoy guys the scoop on Alex. Check out the rumour mill and the thread "The Absolute Latest"Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel
My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett
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I feel it takes far more energy to hate than love. Well outside of Obamacare, How Many Say I and Heineken beer. ziggysmalls
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10.26.01, 05:59 AM #9Runnin' With The Devil
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[img]smilies/scared.gif[/img] lol!
"One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne
"When I first heard "Runnin' With The Devil" on the radio, I was stunned and found myself dizzy, walking through my high school hallways thinking, "What was THAT?!"
Eddie Van Halen was so innovative and kicked so much ass, and David Lee Roth was for a time indisputably the Greatest Man in America.
If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello
"There is no heir to the throne of Eddie Van Halen. Nobody sits on that throne. Nobody takes that throne. Here's why it's different with Eddie: when a great guitar player passes, you just move on to another, right? But in this case, Eddie wasn't just a 'guitar player'. We're talking about a guy who changed culture and how we play guitar. He was like an alien coming in and fucking everything up so much that even the legends beforehand are like, 'Okay .. what is happening here? What sorcery is this?'" -Nuno Bettencourt
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10.26.01, 07:56 AM #10Take Your Whiskey Home
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Man, I literally had to bite my lip to keep from laughing out loud and freaking the guy in the cube next to me out at work [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10.26.01, 09:20 AM #11PM Goo with your concerns
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[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] God.....ED light a match!!!!
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And thats about what its worth.
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10.26.01, 09:22 PM #12Little Dreamer
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...no Ed better not light a match!
He probably just had an ERUPTION...if he lit a match, he might LIGHT UP THE SKY, and leave his bathroom ON FIRE. I bet he'll HEAR ABOUT IT LATER if Val strolls through there any time soon.
Maybe he ate a little too much POUNDCAKE? Or got some nasty stuff from the ICE CREAM MAN?
He'd better not GET UP before the AFTERSHOCK!
Hey Ed, we love you, man! We do this shit, but we'd all rather be listening to new VH, or better yet, be at one of your concerts! Come on FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! Your fans got some serious rock and roll blue balls...
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10.28.01, 01:01 PM #135150
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I think we've just discovered the real inspiration for the entire Van Halen catalog!
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