Fun with Farts - Online

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 05:31 AM

www.farts.com

There is some hilarious stuff at this site. I laughed so hard it made me fart!

Check this one out: http://www.farts.com/discussions/UpLoads/1019945321.wav

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 05:39 AM

This one just says "AAAAAAaaahhh."

http://www.farts.com/discussions/UpLoads/1021055430.wav

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 05:45 AM

This dude had to change his shorts after this one. WOW!

http://www.farts.com/discussions/UpLoads/1021168525.wav

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**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 05:50 AM

www.fart.com

This place is just too funny.

They have a discussion forum where they submit their farts, and then people rate them. Hilarious!

Farts are fun and this site just reinforces what is already universally known.

**edwardocatflappo** · 05.14.02, 06:22 AM

that last one sounded like a duck being run over by a steamroller...

maybe it farted at just the right time ....?

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by edwardocatflappo:
that last one sounded like a duck being run over by a steamroller...

maybe it farted at just the right time ....?

I thought it sounded like your mom after a hard night with Cuervo.

**edwardocatflappo** · 05.14.02, 06:42 AM

..wtf?

oh , humor is not dead !

van gullible is back , rejoice , rejoice , put out the bunting , telephone the queen , give everyone a weeks holiday...

zzzzz

[img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by edwardocatflappo:
..wtf?

oh , humor is not dead !

van gullible is back , rejoice , rejoice , put out the bunting , telephone the queen , give everyone a weeks holiday...

zzzzz

[img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

Don't forget to pass out the noise makers and confetti.

And ladies I have something "special" for you.

**edwardocatflappo** · 05.14.02, 06:50 AM

..hey ladies ( dj69er , special bum services & shaggedup ) van gullys got somethin' for ya!

honey , i'm home..!!!!

stick that where the sun dont shine.. gotta love it...

**Van Gully** · 05.14.02, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by edwardocatflappo:

stick that where the sun dont shine.. gotta love it...

Yer bum?

Won't George Michael get jealous if I do that?

**edwardocatflappo** · 05.14.02, 07:06 AM

george will cum round and scratch yer eyes out after that !

since the fony deal he's been itchin for sum bitchin and i kid ye not its only a matter of time before he lets rip.. then who'll be sorry..not me matey boy..not me..

**Down In Flames** · 05.14.02, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by Van Gully:
Yer bum?

Won't George Michael get jealous if I do that?

This must surely be the "indepth intellectual conversation" you were yearning for in WTF Happened?!?

You seem to have an anal fetish. I mean, between the scat pics, threads and posts like these... "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry Seinfeld

I guess having a topic dedicated to farts just wasn't enough; you had to stir up some shit with someone, too.

You actually managed to get a thread about farts off topic - a dubious distinction, indeed.

Quite "intellectual," though. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Closing this.