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    Jingle Bells,
    Sammy smells,
    Gary laid an egg.
    Dave's holed up at IU where he's trying to score some leg, HEY!
    Jingle Bells,
    Eddie fails
    to give us all the scoop.
    Go with singer number 4 and it will sound like poop!

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    Is Gary really gay?
    Mike shows up at NAMM
    makes our spirits bright,
    Dave should wear a hat because his head reflects the light. OH!

    CHORUS, with feeling

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    Leffler made it right,
    The brothers learn to steal
    Dave is hot tonight.
    This is so unreal
    No record is in sight
    How fun it is to string along the fans that did us right. OH!

    CHORUS, all together

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Bravo!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] BRAAAAVO!!

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    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    AWESOME, ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    BRING ON THE MIGHTY VH!!!

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    Funny shit - that made my day

    ROTFLMAO [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Rock the Red!!!

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    That's easily one of the funniest parodies ever on these forums! Out-freakin-standing!

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    Fucking hysterical. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    good shit. i applaude! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Light em' up!!!

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    Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!"

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    Well done. Now send it off to Mikey to show us what we think of him and the rest of the clowns who won't tell us what is going on.

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    Originally posted by Sensible Shoe:
    Well done. Now send it off to Mikey to show us what we think of him and the rest of the clowns who won't tell us what is going on.
    why don't we take it and shove it up sensible's ass

    JMJ
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    Or you could shove it up your ass.Seems it belongs there also. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    How 'bout StanHalen's
    Rock the Red!!!

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    cyberfiddl, that is way fucking funny dude thanks for the laugh [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    why don't we take it and shove it up sensible's ass

    JMJ
    What bought that on?

    Nice tune CF btw
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

 

 

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