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    Ok... So now everyone has seen/heard Dave's latest offering and we've all given our critiques. Personally, I love it.

    There is, however, one question that remains. Who the fuck is running Dave's site?

    Jiminy Friggin' Christmas! The guy is a complete bufoon!

    First we get an endless scroll of oversized artwork. Then we get a quicktime video that looks and sounds like it was converted in a dirty ashtray. Anyone ever hear of streaming video over at the DLR camp? Guess not...

    If anyone out there knows who is responsible for Dave's pitifully produced web site, please let me know. I've got a good mind to introduce them to the back of hand.

    C'mon Dave, spend a few bucks and hire someone who knows what the fuck they're doin'. Hell - I'd do it for free.

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    Yeah, get Brad Starks to run it for him, he's doing such a great job on VH's site.
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    Originally posted by Rod Dangle:
    Yeah, get Brad Starks to run it for him, he's doing such a great job on VH's site.
    "CANT CROW BEFORE I'M OUTTA THE WOODS BUT THERES EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE"

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    There's no way. Dave cares way too much about how his hair looks to be smoking crack!



    Uh, on second thought, never mind!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Hey no fair. Dave don't look like that nowadays!!

    At least with the hair don't.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    Yeah, I know. I just found the worst possible picture I could, kind of like those tabloids do, and put it in an old thread I had found. Just having a little fun. I'll feel bad though if it starts getting around that Dave is smoking crack because of one measly post!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    He looks like Doc Brown in that picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishar McLeud
    He looks like Doc Brown in that picture
    HA...I've thought that ever since the Sam/Dave tour in 2002!
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Crack? Where?

    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, ďTokyo Dome In Concert,Ē is available for purchase, and itís super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Crack? Where?

    Oh, Jesus Christ! That's just wrong I'm tellin' ya'!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    Crack? Where?

    Classic.

    Makes for a good Halloween tiled wallpaper too.

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    David is what David is.

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    LMAO!!
    Last edited by sbrum; 10.11.05 at 12:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay
    So THAT'S what Kate Moss looks like now...
    "I am the party" ~David Lee Roth

    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P.
    Uhura: Mr. Spock, what happened?
    Spock: The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair.

 

 

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