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    "Headphones-Wearing Pedestrian Loudly Proclaims Iron Man Status

    MINNEAPOLIS— Local resident James Gaines loudly proclaimed his Iron Man status Monday while walking down Hennepin Avenue wearing a Sony Discman. "I am Iron Man," Gaines announced in a deep, foreboding voice before launching into his dark, personal tale of madness and revenge. Gaines has previously declared himself "hot for teacher," "a teenage lobotomy," and "a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm."


    [/roth mode on] Obviously, this reference simply proves what everyone deep down knows - that classic VAN HALEN is THE timeless, solid gold gilt plated motorised rickshaw, careening around a crowded street in south east asia, running over old ladies, MONSOON BETTY, tearing up the dresses of peasants in the world known as rock and roll, motherfuckers!!' [/roth mode off]

    [/sam mode on] Proves Roth - era van halen was merely a clown act, belittled by todays mass media, and grossly inferior - both musically and spiritually - to the great, thinking mans rock band - van halen - with Sammy Hagar singing. A band that could touch deep human emotions, emotions driven by soulful, complex subjects, such as love, relationships, steak, and passing out in a pathetic drunken stupor on a nice beach' [/sam mode off]

    [/gary mode on] huh? My ass was itchy. So hang me. [/gary mode off]

    [ November 28, 2001 at 03:35 AM: Message edited by: Goo ]

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    In keeping with the humor:

    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
    [/roth mode on] Obviously, this reference simply proves what everyone deep down knows - that classic VAN HALEN is THE timeless, solid gold gilt plated motorised rickshaw, careening around a crowded street in south east asia, running over old ladies, MONSOON BETTY, tearing up the dresses of peasants in the world known as rock and roll, motherfuckers!!' [/roth mode off]<hr></blockquote>

    Bah! You're obvious Roth fanatical bias is coloring your view of reality. It wouldn't surprise me if you think Dave solo is the greatest pinnacle of music!

    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
    [/sam mode on] Proves Roth - era van halen was merely a clown act, belittled by todays mass media, and grossly inferior - both musically and spiritually - to the great, thinking mans rock band - van halen - with Sammy Hagar singing. A band that could touch deep human emotions, emotions driven by soulful, complex subjects, such as love, relationships, steak, and passing out in a pathetic drunken stupor on a nice beach' [/sam mode off]<hr></blockquote>

    Your enlightened view touches me. To see someone finally 'get' it makes all the hours of putting up with the Rothians worth it. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
    [/gary mode on] huh? My ass was itchy. So hang me. [/gary mode off]<hr></blockquote>



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    Goo, the Dave/Sammy/Gary responses were just damned classic.
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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