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11.28.01, 04:29 AM #1
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From the 'no news is making us desperate' dept..
"Headphones-Wearing Pedestrian Loudly Proclaims Iron Man Status
MINNEAPOLIS— Local resident James Gaines loudly proclaimed his Iron Man status Monday while walking down Hennepin Avenue wearing a Sony Discman. "I am Iron Man," Gaines announced in a deep, foreboding voice before launching into his dark, personal tale of madness and revenge. Gaines has previously declared himself "hot for teacher," "a teenage lobotomy," and "a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm."
[/roth mode on] Obviously, this reference simply proves what everyone deep down knows - that classic VAN HALEN is THE timeless, solid gold gilt plated motorised rickshaw, careening around a crowded street in south east asia, running over old ladies, MONSOON BETTY, tearing up the dresses of peasants in the world known as rock and roll, motherfuckers!!' [/roth mode off]
[/sam mode on] Proves Roth - era van halen was merely a clown act, belittled by todays mass media, and grossly inferior - both musically and spiritually - to the great, thinking mans rock band - van halen - with Sammy Hagar singing. A band that could touch deep human emotions, emotions driven by soulful, complex subjects, such as love, relationships, steak, and passing out in a pathetic drunken stupor on a nice beach' [/sam mode off]
[/gary mode on] huh? My ass was itchy. So hang me. [/gary mode off]
[ November 28, 2001 at 03:35 AM: Message edited by: Goo ]A little zen....... Headed your way.......
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11.28.01, 07:39 AM #2
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In keeping with the humor:
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
[/roth mode on] Obviously, this reference simply proves what everyone deep down knows - that classic VAN HALEN is THE timeless, solid gold gilt plated motorised rickshaw, careening around a crowded street in south east asia, running over old ladies, MONSOON BETTY, tearing up the dresses of peasants in the world known as rock and roll, motherfuckers!!' [/roth mode off]<hr></blockquote>
Bah! You're obvious Roth fanatical bias is coloring your view of reality. It wouldn't surprise me if you think Dave solo is the greatest pinnacle of music!
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
[/sam mode on] Proves Roth - era van halen was merely a clown act, belittled by todays mass media, and grossly inferior - both musically and spiritually - to the great, thinking mans rock band - van halen - with Sammy Hagar singing. A band that could touch deep human emotions, emotions driven by soulful, complex subjects, such as love, relationships, steak, and passing out in a pathetic drunken stupor on a nice beach' [/sam mode off]<hr></blockquote>
Your enlightened view touches me. To see someone finally 'get' it makes all the hours of putting up with the Rothians worth it. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goo:
[/gary mode on] huh? My ass was itchy. So hang me. [/gary mode off]<hr></blockquote>
[img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]"Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."
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11.28.01, 10:03 PM #3
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Nice
WHOAOH! Hey you! Who said that? Baby how you been?
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11.29.01, 09:31 PM #4
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Goo, the Dave/Sammy/Gary responses were just damned classic.
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