David Lee Roth Is NOT In Van Halen!

**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 12:59 PM

...or so the latest wave of rumors say!

If this IS true, and they tried, and tried, but just didn't work out...
Where do they go from here?

Does Dave go solo again? Should he reunite the DLR Band or the EEAS Band?

Should VH try for Sammy? Gary? Singer#4 (WHO?)

Retire?

Inquiring Minds Need to Know?

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[This message has been edited by THE MARD (edited July 31, 2000 at 01:02 PM).]

**LTLDREAMER** · 07.31.00, 01:03 PM

Where are you hearing the rumors on Dave not being back?

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**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 01:13 PM

There's this really great page called www.vhlinks.com

Check it out! If you visit some of the VH websites, you'll see that they either say "Dave's back" or "Dave's gone" or "Dave's back, but now he's gone!"

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"Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..."
"They'll find a cure, for anything. Just kill the pain! Numb my brain!"
"Lookin' good thru the window, shinin' red & blue light..."
"Shut 'em up, cover up, got to disract 'em!"
"If there was nothing to gain, would you do it for free? Would you do it for me?"
"Winner takes it all, 'Till he breaks the fall, In time he'll make it over the top!"
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**Lead Synth** · 07.31.00, 01:13 PM

MARD, if it's a rumor, why the hell did you post it in here?

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**Glenn** · 07.31.00, 01:16 PM

I don't think MARD is dealing with the rumors, but the potential outcome of them. Does that make sense?

**LTLDREAMER** · 07.31.00, 01:16 PM

Duh, Mard - most of the rumors are that he's back - either way.....rumors.

**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 01:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
I don't think MARD is dealing with the rumors, but the potential outcome of them. Does that make sense?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Exactly! I'm just trying to "Shoot the Shit" as they say.

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"Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..."
"They'll find a cure, for anything. Just kill the pain! Numb my brain!"
"Lookin' good thru the window, shinin' red & blue light..."
"Shut 'em up, cover up, got to disract 'em!"
"If there was nothing to gain, would you do it for free? Would you do it for me?"
"Winner takes it all, 'Till he breaks the fall, In time he'll make it over the top!"
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**redfire** · 07.31.00, 01:18 PM

MARD, you had me scared their for a second. I figured when FORD saw this, this thread would flame up in a matter of seconds. Now....... ahh.

LTLDREAMER, Launch.com and Metal Sludge are saying the DLR Band is back and all this other stupid shit. Just ignore them. They've been on both sides of the lines, supportin Dave back and now saying he isn't. These place's are too wishy-washy for me.

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**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 01:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LTLDREAMER:
Duh, Mard - most of the rumors are that he's back - either way.....rumors.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then don't get in on the discussion.

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"Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..."
"They'll find a cure, for anything. Just kill the pain! Numb my brain!"
"Lookin' good thru the window, shinin' red & blue light..."
"Shut 'em up, cover up, got to disract 'em!"
"If there was nothing to gain, would you do it for free? Would you do it for me?"
"Winner takes it all, 'Till he breaks the fall, In time he'll make it over the top!"
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**blueeyedmurder** · 07.31.00, 01:19 PM

I knew the UFF dickheads would jump all over these rumors with all four feet. Look all you red-cock lickers... DLR's back!!!

Sammy's not coming back!! He rode the DLR wave as long as he could!!

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**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 01:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by redfire:
MARD, you had me scared their for a second. I figured when FORD saw this, this thread would flame up in a matter of seconds. Now....... ahh.

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Nah...I got way too much respect to argue with F.O.R.D.

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"Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..."
"They'll find a cure, for anything. Just kill the pain! Numb my brain!"
"Lookin' good thru the window, shinin' red & blue light..."
"Shut 'em up, cover up, got to disract 'em!"
"If there was nothing to gain, would you do it for free? Would you do it for me?"
"Winner takes it all, 'Till he breaks the fall, In time he'll make it over the top!"
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**THE MARD** · 07.31.00, 01:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blueeyedmurder:
I knew the UFF dickheads would jump all over these rumors with all four feet. Look all you red-cock lickers... DLR's back!!!

Sammy's not coming back!! He rode the DLR wave as long as he could!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

blueeyedmurder on the other hand...FUCK YOU!
ONLY a BITCH or a QUEER would post a picture of Dave like that. Which are you? Who's sucking who's dick?

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"Keep honking buddy. I'm reloading..."
"They'll find a cure, for anything. Just kill the pain! Numb my brain!"
"Lookin' good thru the window, shinin' red & blue light..."
"Shut 'em up, cover up, got to disract 'em!"
"If there was nothing to gain, would you do it for free? Would you do it for me?"
"Winner takes it all, 'Till he breaks the fall, In time he'll make it over the top!"
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**Vinnie Velvet** · 07.31.00, 01:38 PM

I know it must be hard for Van Hagar lovers to accept the fact that Dave is back and Sam isn't (and never will return).

Mard, I know you want yourself to believe that so there can be a slight possibility that Eddie would give Sam a call. Fat chance. Remember these words? NEVER HAPPEN.

Anyhow, this thread does make for some good discussion though.

Clearly the rumours of Dave's return outnumber the rumours that he isn't back. I think I've heard only two articles that said that Dave is not back.

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