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05.13.01, 07:16 PM #1
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The one with the : - Favorite VH Song
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http://www.readexiled.com/bestband.htm
I came across this VH writeup. Apparently it is some kind of fictional b.s.
Check it out if you're bored.
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05.13.01, 10:29 PM #2
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whoever wrote that has some kind of issue. some of it is cool, but yeah, there is a lot of fictional bs.
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05.14.01, 05:10 AM #3
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Van Halen, Fair Warning, Diver Down, 1984, OU812 - Favorite VH Song
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Interesting story. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>
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05.14.01, 06:06 AM #4
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That was... yeah.
I love his comment about Jump though - "It was a giant hit in another universe, I guarantee you.""Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."
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05.14.01, 08:21 AM #5
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That was a fun read from an obvious Minnesotan.
It seams to be a parody of every right up I've seen on The Replacements. Argueably the greatest rock band of the last 20 years.VHLinks Fantasy Baseball Champions: 2004, 2009, 2011
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05.14.01, 01:44 PM #6
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it looks like a punk zine to me...they re kinda reversing the punk not popular is sucky music and metal rules thing from the 70 s/80 s...i think they re kinda raggin on vh myself.
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05.14.01, 01:48 PM #7
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Why would anyone write a history of Van Halen, embellishing the truth?
Oh wait, forget I said anything. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
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05.14.01, 03:42 PM #8
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Rrrrrrrright. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Somebody must've been bored. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05.14.01, 10:33 PM #9
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I didn't know that Carter beat Reagan in 81. Shit no wonder I failed history.
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What an interesting thread!
"What is understood don't need to be discussed. 'Aint that right Edward?'" Sammy Hagar, Right Here Right Now
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05.16.01, 02:46 PM #11
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How strange. Some of it was true, and the rest of it was exactly the opposite. (Great example of some of those far-down-the-list results when you type in "van halen" and hit Search.) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05.16.01, 02:48 PM #12
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And this is the graphic from his main page.
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05.16.01, 10:43 PM #13
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its a punk zine i think.
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This is a brilliant piece of writing. I love how he had Elvis Costello turning the famous DLR quote upside down, and the Replacements mentions are funny. The guy obviously knows his music well, and offers up a strange parallel universe where punk and metal change places. Great read, and he takes some nice satirical jabs at music critics.
"Eddie jumps!!!"<br /><br />"I'm a spark on the horizon."
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