Read this- funny as hell!

**Nature Boy** · 01.04.01, 10:27 AM

http://www.dlrarmy.com/hboy.shtml

Atleast read the last section, its the best one.

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I want a girl who knows what she's doing, because after this bottle's empty, I won't!!! - Michael Anthony

**RickS dog** · 01.04.01, 11:21 AM

yeah thats a good story....for me to POOP on!! and the author can get my ASS too!!

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"I give you my ass"..... Rick likes all three eras,screw him I like Diamond Dave!....The names Rocky mr.pussy gato.

**Nature Boy** · 01.04.01, 11:53 AM

He can GET your ass, huh? Sounds personal to me.

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I want a girl who knows what she's doing, because after this bottle's empty, I won't!!! - Michael Anthony

**Rick S** · 01.04.01, 01:40 PM

no offense, but it sounds like to me the dlr army is a hate vh board with storys like that....should nt they be hoping that dave is not back with vh? since ed,alex,and mike are assholes and dave is "the man". and please dont flame me dlrarmy style talking about your 21 inch gun arms and how my woman wishes i were with you and im a cumbucket fagboy....im just gettin that kind of vibe from the dlr boards.

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**noodeling** · 01.04.01, 02:01 PM

LOL The last chapter is fantastic - totally fucked in every wich way:
Somehow it rembers me to my youth

**Glenn** · 01.04.01, 02:04 PM

For what it's worth, that story has been around since at least October of 1999. That's when I first got online, and I read that story at the Army at that time.

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