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tribb
10.09.01, 07:16 AM
I hope this isn't in too bad taste, but I heard a joke and thought it was funny. I thought I'd pass it along.

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no stinking infidels, Christians, Jews or Americans can come into our
precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afganistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in
or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water."

billy007
10.09.01, 09:28 AM
I saw this same joke where I think it was New Hampshire wanted the wall and either Maine or Massachusetts wanted to fill it with water!

Van Gully
10.09.01, 12:18 PM
Now that is funny! I like very mucho! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/scared.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

OLO
10.09.01, 12:47 PM
smilies/biggrin.gif very funny!!

Zadian
10.09.01, 02:28 PM
Heard that joke before where Quebec received the wall.

ScottRoberts
10.09.01, 06:41 PM
LOL! smilies/biggrin.gif