View Full Version : President Bush Speech...rough draft

09.19.01, 11:21 AM
I did edit part of this smilies/redface.gif

this 1st draft of President Bush's speech was obtained by 'unidentified'
> sources within the White House press office.
> Good evening my fellow Americans.
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the
> people of New York and all Americans that are hurting
> in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
> anything and everything that can be done to ensure the
> safety of our country will be done. This is the
> greatest country in the world and we will get through this
> trying time. Now is the time for all people to
> set
> aside our petty differences and show the world that no
> one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the
> American people.
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I
> say this:
> Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on
> your
> heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too
> long without a bath?
> Do you not know who you are fucking with?
> Americans
> are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each
> other every day. We will relish that opportunity
> for new targets for our aggression.
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the
> last people that started fucking around with us?
> Remember the little bastards?
> We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted
> about 2 million of them in their own back yard.
> That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
> Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so
> big? Because we wanted it that way (edit)
> Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good
> 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first
> time is because it's too hard to shoot someone
> when
> you're doubled over laughing at them. Our
> soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the
> same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub
> scouts from taking over his shitty little
> country.
> Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty
> litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
> not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough
> that's going to keep your camel riding asses
> safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that
> harbors him, his camps and any place that looks
> and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might
> even drop a few bombs on people that have
> pissed us off in the past.
> This is AMERICA!!! We kick ass. This is what we
> do.
> Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks
> are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
> God bless America!

09.19.01, 01:52 PM
Throw in a few "OH OHHHHHHHH!!!"s in there, and it sounds like something Sam Kinison would say! smilies/scared.gif