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    .....and heads off to Afghanistan to join the Taliban.

    Interviewed by the BBC in Peshtar, Bradmahoud Starksistan said "Rumours are just that - rumours. If I join the Taliban you'll hear it first at www.van-halen.com". However inside sources have allegedly heard tapes of secret conversations between Taliban representatives and Bradiban representatives in which they agreed that both parties had much to learn from each other about information dissemination, and that the future of the Taliban looked much brighter that Van Halen's .

    The very latest rumours from Kabul suggest that Mr Starksistan is working on a new website

    www.westillcontrolafghanistan.com

    for his new employers.

    When asked to comment, Taliban leader Mullah Omar said "Dude, is Gary still in the band? We don't hear too much about Van Halen any more in Kandahar"
    Delusions of eloquence

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    "Come Mr. Taliban hand over Van Halen.. day light comes and i wanna go home"
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    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Well, if that don't put the Taliban out of business for good, nothing will....

    Bradmahoud Starksistan ?? Oh My Allah!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

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    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    Thats almost cruel punishment to send him there... NOT!

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fullbugged#1:
    Thats almost cruel punishment to send him there... NOT!<hr></blockquote>

    Cruel to whom? $tark$, or the Taliban??
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    The Taliban. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Can you image how Brad Starks would handle the terrorist if he were the Prez.?

    Reporter- Mr. President when will we retaliate?
    Starks - Patience.

    Reporter- Any word on Osama Bin Ladin's location?
    Starks - No news is good news.

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