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    This just came across the Snakeman high speed rumor wire........

    8:36 a.m.(PST)
    B.S. Music news reports Touchtone pictures has wrapped up shooting a movie based on the Rock group Van Halen. The movie entitled "I know what you did last summer 3" I was able to attend a advanced screening of the film and here is a quick run down.

    The film starts with the VH logo on screen and the song "Where have all the good time's gone" from the Diver Down lp. Then the credits roll.

    Touch Tone pictures present............
    An Invisible man production............

    I KNOW WHT YOU DID LAST SUMMER 3

    Starring Ed Van Halen
    Alex Van Halen
    Michael Anthony

    Special guest star............. (I spilled my popcorn here and bent down to pick it up. When I looked back at the screen the name had already flashed on the credits so I missed it. O well could not have been that important)


    Then the screen fades to black and stays that way for 90 minutes. No music , no action,no dialog, no anything. (Riveting!) Then just when you think it can not get any better THE END flashes the across the screen and we are treated to "Happy Trails" as we exit the theatre. This reviewer gives the movie 3 stars and would recomend it to any Van Halen fan. However I think Touchtone need's to let the public know that this is a documentry based on what Van Halen has done
    over the summer of 2000 and all the news they have let out over the same time period.
    A little weak in the special effects department this film contains no Sex or Violence and is suitable for all ages. Touch tone has high hopes for this movie and is banking on news hungry Van Halen Fans to make this picture the biggest grossing film in the companies history.

    Reporting live on location, High in the mountains of Southern California..This is Snakeman reporting for BS music news.


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    ROFLMAO.....ya know Snakeman, I think I've seen that movie....no wait, WE'RE LIVING IT!!!

    too funny sm

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    ! ! !

    You are too funny!


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    I watch that movie every day, hoping for the rereleased "special edition" or the extra features on the DVD release (behind the scenes, etc)

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    Donor

    Sounds like a Warhol film.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    Sounds like a Warhol film.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And we've all been cast as extras without pay.



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    i'll wait for the director's cuts

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    Didn't they release the soundtrack in 82????


    you guys should have stuck around,,, after the end credits rolled, about 10 minutes later, the REAL movie came on!


    and I didn't spilly my popcorn on my lap during the opening credits THAT time around

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    Snake,

    That was hilarious!!!

    Great stuff, man! You better watch out, though, because that REALLY has a "Spinal Tap-ish" feel to it. I can see this really being a big deal! Make sure you get your percentage of the profits!

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    very funny

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    very funny but anyway that will be amazing!

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    That was the funniest fucking thing I have read here in a long time. I am ASSuming it was a NC-17, but from the sounds of it you kinds didn't catch much. Keep them cuming Snake!

 

 

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