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    Little Dreamer
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    Associated Press:

    On Monday evening at 11:48 P.M., Arcadia Police Department was summoned to the residence of one Michael Anthony Van Halen to serve a subpoena to appear in court. Mr. Michael Anthony met police in a drunken rage brandishing a bass guitar shaped like a bottle of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Whiskey.

    When asked to drop his weapon he began swinging his guitar violently and police were forced to subdue him with a tazer and spray him with mace. So intoxicated and infuriated, he went unphased and police were forced to capture him with the K-9 units.

    As he was he carted away to the police station for booking, he was quoted as saying "Gary Sherone forced me to go to bed with him... he promised I could sing on the next album." The supoena that was to be served that evening dealt with an earlier incident during a "Fourth of July" party at a famous LA adult strip bar. Michael Anthony, intoxicated at the time, began to climb on stage. When told to take his seat, he got out of hand and the accused attacked a bouncer with a broken Jack Daniels bottle.

    Time of trial at this time is unknown.

    Wow... I didn't know Michael Anthony had it in him...

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    This is the funniest post of all time

    Gary's name is spelled Cherone not Sherone...makes the post even better if you ask me

    kudos to you Missing Diamond for a fantastic 2nd post

    Late.
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    I really don't see the need for another pathetic "bash Gary" thread...closing this...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

 

 

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