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    LOS ANGELES: In a move that all but confirms the fears of WB execs, these two 'teen' skewed bands have been signed up as supporting acts for the upcoming VAN HALEN WORLD TOUR slated to begin in May of this year. It is no secret that due to the bands 18 month (?) hibernation and media blackout, WB's is concerned about recouping $$ that will be spent as never before seen to re-launch the reunited band and fund a media onslaught. Already confirmed are appearances on LATE NIGHT, TONIGHT SHOW, and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE with Leno apparently in the lead for the 1st TV appearance after the planned 'announcement'. Also may be interested to hear that sources at General Mills confirm a contract has been signed for the regional release of the bands likeness on Captain Crunch Cereal boxes.

    The new album will contain one cover as previously reported and track total will be eleven.

    Over and out....

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    will somebody close this please?

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    Rick, come now, let's have a little fun with this first.

    Apparently this guy think's we're total idiots. Hey, marketing director boy, when you make up a fake tour and claim the label is trying to make ends meet, you might want to mention two oppening bands that are actually on the same label as the headliner.

    Might be more convincing.

    Oh, by the way, if the General Mills thing was real in the first place, we'd probably be able to turn you into the SEC for spilling inside information from a publicly-traded company.

    But I know you thought about these things.....that's why you're in "insider".



    [This message has been edited by George M (edited January 16, 2001 at 04:32 PM).]

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Pictures of Van Halen on Cap'n Crunch???

    You should of said Wheaties, you dumbass....

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    MINNEAPOLIS: In a move that all but confirms he's full of shit, Phil Spector has alleged that a reunited Van Halen will appear upon boxes of sugary General Mills breakfast cereals. "Hey, it sounded fresh, as rumors go," Spector said as he was escorted out of the VH Forums Rumor Mill. "You can't keep a good imagination down. And the big rubber ass plug? Hey, that's my inspiration. I'm full of shit, remember?"

    Spector chose not to comment further, pending the closing of this thread.

 

 

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