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    OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! Folks, this is HUGE!!! I talked to my source yesterday, and he had a surprise for me. It was...get ready...an advanced copy of Van Halen's new album (the first with David Hasselhoff on vocals) ALL SYSTEMS GO!!! He wouldn't let me have the copy, or even listen to it, but he let me look at the cover, track list and liner notes. The cover is AWESOME! Basically it looks like the cockpit of a jet plane, with all the dials and gauges and stuff all fired up and ready to go. The coolest part is that the "steering wheel" (whatever you call it) of the plane has a CLASSIC VH logo on it!!! The digital gauge along the bottom of the picture says "ALL SYSTEMS GO" across it.

    I know, I know, all you really care about is the TRACK LIST! I was a bit dissppointed because the album only is 10 songs. I was hoping that after so much time it would be a longer album. I don't know what it sounds like, cause my source wouldn't let me hear it, but I'm sure it sounds great. I just hope it doesn't sound dated by now since it was recorded back in the early part of 2000 and was caught up in red tape for 2 years. Anyway, on to the track list!!!

    Van Halen: All Systems Go track list:

    1. Looking For Freedom
    2. Night Rocker
    3. Hands Up For Rock And Roll
    4. Je T'Aime Means I Love You
    5. Hot Shot City
    6. Flying On The Wings Of Tenderness
    7. Is Everybody Happy
    8. The Best Is Yet To Come
    9. Du
    10. Everybody Sunshine

    I didn't read all of the liner notes, becuase I knew I wouldn't remember them all. But basically, they have the typical thank you's and such. I do remember the credits looked like this:

    Van Halen Is:

    Edward Van Halen: Guitars, Vocals
    Alex Van Halen: Drums, Vocals
    Michael Anthony: Bass, Vocals
    David Hasselhoff: Lead Vocals, Bagpipes (Track 10)

    Childrens Choir on "Everybody Sunshine": The Vienne Boy's Choir

    Produced By Edward Van Halen and David Hasselhoff

    There you go folks! I hope you all are as excited as I am!!!!

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    LMAO!!

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    Get out of here Harshman!!!! Didn't Brett ban your ass a while back? Guess not? [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    What up Wolfman long time no speak. I have been unemployed for over a month now. Really sucks. Still looking for a job. Looks like the Yankees reloaded and are ready for 2002.

    [ January 13, 2002 at 08:29 AM: Message edited by: AJW ]

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    Fucking hilarious!!

    I can't wait to hear EVERYBODY SUNSHINE. The album will indeed be a classic. They should have videos that include the entire original BAYWATCH cast, with David rescuing the three Van Halens in the water and then have the four of them playing on the beach for Alexandra Paul and the rest of the cast!

    LOL!!!
    "I had a girl beating on my hotel door all night...She was screaming, crying. Finally, I said, 'What the hell'...and I let her out!"- DLR

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    dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a long long time, keep em coming man!

    oh - the picture of Hasselhoff - was he wearing the cool leather jacket that had elastic around the bottom and clung to him right above his belt ? you know the night rider one... that was the best

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    Kick ass!! Special appearance by K.I.T.T I hope?? Maybe on back up vocals??

    Dude, this made my day.

    Viva' Van Hasslehoff!! I cant wait!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    is this for real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    [ January 14, 2002 at 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Mean_Street ]</p>
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

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    DEVON: Michael these characters from VH have been away to long, I want you to find them.

    MICHAEL: That should be easy sir

    DEVON: Just watch out for that Eddie, he helluva tough.

    on the MEAN STREETS of L.A.

    KIT: Michael, my sensors are detecting two confused VH members.

    MICHAEL: That must be Eddie and David, lets get them!

    MICHAEL: You two boys were certainly easy enough to capture.

    EDDIE: What the f*ck do we do now?

    DAVID: Same thing we do everytime, we call our lawyer or Alex to save us!

    LAWYER TO ALEX: What...those two fools Eddie and David got
    caught again in a disagreement. How many times do I have to save their sorry butts?

    ALEX: Hey Hasselhoff, you better give me back my
    bro's fo' I put you an your talking car in da junkyard.


    MICHAEL: Not a chance, If I can capture VH, my fans and their fans all over the world will be forever greatful, I'll be their new KING.

    STATE TUNED FOR THE FINAL EPISODE
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    quote:
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    is this for real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?




    Of course! When have you EVER known a Van Halen fan to JOKE! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    No wait...Pamela Anderson is now the lead guitarist for VH and oh yeah...Kid Rock is the new lead singer.
    Gimme a break

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    Still LOL!!
    "I had a girl beating on my hotel door all night...She was screaming, crying. Finally, I said, 'What the hell'...and I let her out!"- DLR

 

 

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