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    Greetings again. I hold extended facts connected with the prevalent van halen position. It will no doubt be unrecoverable from this board, due to the fact that most reports left by this user have been irretrievable.
    1: David Lee Roth is the vocalist
    for the group.
    2: A new-sprung CD is drawing near

    3: Statements were postponed because of legal arrangements, and timing didn't appear
    right.

    4: The announcement will be made shortly in
    a first class fashion, and all will be
    happy.

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    Thaaaaaaaat's Gooooood.

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    Wow. This is earth shattering. This guy obviously has inside information, folks. Now how about those couple hundred memos we haven't been privy to? Maybe they answer some of the burning questions we've all been pondering?

    Will Eddie play guitar on this album?
    More than one song on the album?
    Will the secret "Live on Lifetime" acoustic sessions make the cut?
    Is Alex's hand really that big?

    C'mon madeavlrhm, spill it. We need to know!

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    Your posts are not 'irretriveable'

    they have been MOVED, and its been explained to you every single time

    Guess what.. moving this to the rumor mill. Understand??

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by madeavlrh:
    1: David Lee Roth is the vocalist
    for the group. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Duh.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 2: A new-sprung CD is drawing near <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    We know.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 3: Statements were postponed because of legal arrangements, and timing didn't appear right. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Check.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 4: The announcement will be made shortly in a first class fashion, and all will be happy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Peachy keen. (Christ, I haven't said that in over two years... )

    "Richie," you've got quite the grasp of the obvious.

    Thanks for the enlightenment...

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    I wanna know who's wearing the cups!

    Spill it ya big squishy loveable inside info fuzzball, Or I'll jab ya in the belly with a broom!

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    Is this Timothy BS again? You sure are acting like him. You come straight in here after registering and post non-stop rumors.

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    At least that other guy had some style to his prose.

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    What is the secret live on lifetime acoustic sessions?

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    Is Alex's hand that big!! Bwahahaha!!!!! Kickass man!!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeL:
    Wow. This is earth shattering. This guy obviously has inside information, folks. Now how about those couple hundred memos we haven't been privy to? Maybe they answer some of the burning questions we've all been pondering?

    Will Eddie play guitar on this album?
    More than one song on the album?
    Will the secret "Live on Lifetime" acoustic sessions make the cut?
    Is Alex's hand really that big?

    C'mon madeavlrhm, spill it. We need to know! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    All right everyone, Mr. Tidy Bowl has passed very interesting information to me. He's very reluctant to do this. (Something about his fear of being told he's "full of shit." ) But he's displeased at madeavhlrhm's... lack of fact, and has decided to help us all in the quest for VH knowledge.

    Mr. Tidy Bowl has answered all of MikeL's questions. Here are the answers :

    Eddie will play guitar on the album. This was honestly up in the air - Could've gone either way.

    There will be more than one song on the album. The idea to make one 49:34 song was scrapped - At the last minute.

    The secret "Live on Lifetime" will not be on the album - But has been added to the legendary "vault" at the 5150 compound for future album consideration.

    Alex's hand really is not that big - Although for a span from 96-99 it was. It seems that Alex developed the rarest of rare conditions known as "Bitchslapitis." He developed it while bitchslapping Ray Daniels for consistently fucking up VH. Mr. Tidy Bowl further explains that Alex's neck brace was a prop to make you look at his neck - Not his freakishly huge hand. Mr. Tidy Bowl says it worked. No one mentioned Alex's hand being out of proportion with the rest of his body during the span of time when he had the condidtion. Mr. Tidy Bowl wants to make it crystal clear that Alex's case is in remission. Thank god. But he fears that it might resurface should Dave reverts to his old ways.

    Well, if there are any more questions, feel free to ask. I don't know if they'll all be answered. Mr. Tidy Bowl is a busy man who spends his time on worthy efforts such as saving rare whales in endangered rainforests. Please do not abuse his willingness to listen to questions by asking stupid ones.

    He finds it irritating.

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    [This message has been edited by Down In Flames (edited January 08, 2001 at 09:28 PM).]

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    LMAO Brotha. I think I've said enough bro. Hell bro, Kevin would even say, "That's RIGHT." Variation on his theme as it were. Out.

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    t5, the best part is that Kevin and Mr. Tidy Bowl go way back. Oh yes, they went to college together. Lava lamps, funnels, the whole nine yards.

    Mr. Tidy Bowl, in fact, is unnerved by your prescience in having mentioned him. Not disturbed, mind you, just taken aback.

    He tells me he's placing a call to Kevin's home later tonight, and wishes to thank you for sparking his collegiate memories.

    Mr. Tidy Bowl is warming to VHForums. Seeing that enlightenment can be a two-way street has given him hope for future dealings with us.

    t 5, on behalf of everyone here, I commend you on helping to bridge the *once* seemingly wide gap between VHForums and Mr. Tidy Bowl.

    We will all be the better for it.

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    I would sell my soul to get all these "Insiders" in the same fucken room!!!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeL:
    [B]Is Alex's hand really that big?

    B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>





 

 

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