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  1. #1
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    I remember when the VH 5150 tour came to town here in Ohio. I was a freshman in high school. I missed the tour because I was about 3 months from being diagnosed with something called Crohns disease, and was way to sick to accompany my friends to the concert. Well, my buds bought me a t-shirt and we all wore our shirts to school the next day. The back of the shirts(as many may remember) said in big, bold letters, VAN HALEN KICKS ASS!! Well! You've never seen so many uptight teachers shitting their pants! Suddenly these moralistic crusaders were confronted with a major problem. They couldn't make us take off the shirts 'cause then all the little girls and boys would have to look at our bare torsos'! OH NO!! Send us all home? Well you're talking about around 50 students, and more importantly, 100 inconvinenced parents! So their solution was that we all had to paste up cardboard sections over the word "ASS" on the back of our shirts. Censorship at it's best! Now keep in mind that this is the same school that deemed the two large holes in the knees of one of my friends Levi's to be unacceptable just a few months later. The logic being that these hole displayed too much skin to our virgin eyes. The schools' brain-trust held a secret meeting and came up with the most cerebral solution yet. My friend was made to cut off his jeans right above the knees, thus making his offensive Levis into a pair of SHORTS!!! Brilliant school system I grew up in. So there's my excuse for such poor spelling and grammar folks!!!!

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    Donor

    At my school, they made us turn our shirts inside out

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    Holy shit man, that sucks. A friend of mine who spent one year in the US told me that she wasn't allowed to wear sleeveless tops and skirts at her school. I really can't understand that. In my class the girls wear more skin than clothes during the summertime, it's much more comfortable when it's that hot. And the guys like it, too...

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    haha!
    they dont give a rats ass at my school.
    i have a vh shirt that says about the same thing but its like a vh3 shirt or something. i wore it to school. they look but they dont care. at my school i could kick the crap out of the teachers and they wouldnt care. my school is retarded! but they like van halen!
    heres a funny story...... one day i wore my gray vh3 shirt to school and a teacher was like ya! van halen! the principle walked by the teacher goes hey! what do you think of van halen? and the principle went: is that a gm product?
    lmao hes an idiot!

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    The first day of school my senior year I had to turn inside out "Who The Fuck Is Eddie Van Halen?" t-shirt. That sucked.

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    I wore uniforms thru my entire 12yrs of school-
    They'd measure every quarter to make sure the skirt was the correct 2 inches above the knee.
    I got many demerits for having the incorrect skirt length
    But....my locker always had VH in it

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    Baluchitherium
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    nothing like that at my school. the teachers are pretty okay with that. however, i did get my maxim magazine taken away because it was maxim

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    i am a Dirty Faced Kid, although i do fancy myself a good lookin' fellow...
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