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    okay kids, time to wrestle with the truth:

    dave and sambo are totally lame and irrelevant in today's pop music culture. so irrelevant, in fact, that mtv used them as a prop for a punchline.

    as a bidniz man, sambo accepts his fate and has carved out a small niche performing as a boozy, aging red rocker playing 30 year-old tunes to groups of tequila-soaked, middle-aged crackers longing for their old Trans Ams and the summer nights of their mispent youths.

    but so what? he's getting richer and the fat yuppie crackers don't mind forking over $45 bucks a bottle, so everybody wins.

    dave, on the other hand, still thinks it's 1984. he REALLY does. and that's what is so pathetic. his ego is so large, his sense of self-importance is so utterly grand, that he CANNOT believe he is such a loser--that he is no longer famous, just notorious. and the fact that he can't accept his fate only makes him more tragic. but in a truly funny kind of way.

    and what is REALLY funny is the way the Rothtards still think it's 1984! to me, THEY are even more lame, and consequently funnier, than el Rotho himself.

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    wooahh..ya better watchout now.....THAT is some SERIOUS doo doo...

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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    wooahh..ya better watchout now.....THAT is some SERIOUS doo doo...
    untied from the whippin' post, time for my eggs and toast.

    got loose from the ball and chain, what takes out pizza stains?

    serious, we're talking serious, doo-doo.

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    Yo Dickdoo, who is relevent in the pop culture seen? This is just another meaningless thread.
    Obviously no point intended.
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    Yeah, but who cares if somebody is famous or not...we just want VH music, and we know Dave or Sammy could still "track" a mind-blowing album.

    Dave, self-deluded, yes, but who gives a fuck.

    If all we judged Van Halen on now was the fact they are out of the limelight, that is pathetic. Who exactly is in the limelight in 2002...Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, In-Sync.

    The music industry is a fucking joke...a bunch of corporately developed ACTS...music is no longer music...it is Broadway...it is the opposite of what it used to be.

    The problem is the "Echo Generation"...the kids of the majority baby-boomers...when they started to get into their teens, the corporate music "force" said to itself..."hey...let's give them their own product that they will nuture & support" ... thus old style Rock n Roll had to be replaced. Thus VH was replaced on MTV and beyond.

    The reality is that no band has even come close in the last 15 years to equalling what Van Halen brought to the creative table. I am still waiting for some band to do so.

    I truly believe that if VH reconvenes, with either Dave or Sammy, the album that will result from that reunion WILL BE incredible. (as long as it rocks that is).

    Please Eddie, get into the fucking studio, and put us all out of our misery. I can't bear to another piece of shit Creed song!

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    Originally posted by SeriousDooDoo:
    and what is REALLY funny is the way the Rothtards still think it's 1984! to me, THEY are even more lame, and consequently funnier, than el Rotho himself.
    You said it brotha! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Well SDD makes some valid points, although harsher than I would have been. While I admit neither Sam or Dave is at the top of their games anymore, I don't think they're the pop culture buffoons you make them out to be.

    Either way, they've both behaved like idiots, and if Ed didn't have either of them back, I wouldn't be surprised.

    Judging by the fact that there hasn't been a VH since 1998, I think you have Eddie's answer on the Sam/Dave question right there. Silence speaks golden.
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    hey brett how the fuck do you figure that Dave acted like an idiot. only Sambo acted like an idiot this summer. you have to admit bro, Dave acted pretty cool.

    peace. good night

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    Originally posted by Bill Nitz:
    hey brett how the fuck do you figure that Dave acted like an idiot. only Sambo acted like an idiot this summer. you have to admit bro, Dave acted pretty cool.

    peace. good night
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    Originally posted by Vince:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bill Nitz:
    hey brett how the fuck do you figure that Dave acted like an idiot. only Sambo acted like an idiot this summer. you have to admit bro, Dave acted pretty cool.

    peace. good night
    One man's cool is another man's Lame</font>[/QUOTE]Ain't That The Truth [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Van Halen....2003??? In television if your on hiatus this long it's means you have been cancelled and nobody told ya.Has VH Been Cancelled and no ones telling us?? C'mon Ed give us a break and give us an update...

 

 

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