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    Well, the legacy for the former great Rock n' Roll band Van Halen has been forever immortilized in the 2002 version of the Webster's Dictionary...
    VAN-HALEN: 1. A state of flux, not impossible, but nearly so; example: "The city of Los Angeles' hopes of bringing an NFL team to the Colleseum before 2003 was further vanhalened by the fact that the facillities need $28 Million in repairs" 2. A situation that, though happening, doesn't happen the way one would expect. Example: "Well, the rent a car people said I had a Lexus waiting, but I got to Phily and they vanhalened me with a Yugo!"
    3. To put off, delay with no gaurenteed follow through..Example: "Shit man, she kept wondering if I was going to ask her to marry her....so I vanhalened her off....Can I borrow that video now???"
    4. To delay an action by conspiratory deception. Example: "Hey Lori, Bob will be home to mow the lawn later today, he's helping me drink some...I mean helping me fix the plumbing!" (Note, in this case, "Vanhalen" is not spoken, just percieved).

    [ January 14, 2002 at 04:22 PM: Message edited by: AlaskaPoolCleanerOnFoodSt ]</p>

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    Now that is some funny sheeeeaat! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] Great first post. Welcome to the Links.
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    that's hilarious.

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    LMAO!!

    The only person that could make that any funnier would be Dave himself. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    LMAO! Great way to start off your membership at the board welcome
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    Not just funny, Hell it's true!! After all we've all been "Van Halenized".

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    That was pretty darn clevor!
    "What is understood don't need to be discussed. 'Aint that right Edward?'" Sammy Hagar, Right Here Right Now

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    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

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    I like it much better than "hoodwinked." Funny shit Alaska! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Heh heh heh! Thanks for the props, but in my haste to get this post up (no pun), I made a couple of GLARING ERRORS......

    1st of which, definition #2 should have the suffix "-threed" applied: A situation that, though happening, doesn't happen the way one would expect. Example: "Well, the rent a car people said I had a Lexus waiting, but I got to Philly and they vanhalenthreed me with a Yugo!"

    Second error, in definition #4, Bob's friend should actually say:
    "Hey Lori, though your husband Bob is actually doing kamikazees with me while watching the NFC wild-card game, I just wanted to assure you that your lawn will be mowed THIS WEEK, and Bob's going to do it this time" (Note, STILL, in this case, "Vanhalen" is not spoken, just percieved).

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    Don't be so hard on yourself.

    And yes, welcome to the links - glad to have you here. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

 

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