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    No one saw this last night on Conan?

    They showed Triumph at the VMA's harassing people as they came down the red carpet. Including of course Sam & Dave. It was short, about 10 seconds of camera time each, Triumph dug on Sam's age, and Dave, even with his short camera time, still pulled out his "live in front of your naked steaming eyes" line.

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    Triumph to Sammy: "So you still can't drive 55, even though your 65."

    Triump to Dave: something about his sleeve wanting to migrate to his hair. Then "Oh David Lee Roth. I was wondering where the parking valet guy was."

    It was pretty funny. The funniest part was when P Diddy walked by. Triumph said "Hey I was at that party of your's. Remember. You shoved a gun up my ass."
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    Won't they replay this tonight on Comedy Central? I forgot the time though...
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    Triumph rocks!

    I loved his bit when he heckled the Star Wars fans waiting in line [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    and fuck EminaM and his "this is my down time" at the Mtv awards bullshit
    Eat Us and Smile!

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    Hain, the Star Wars bit is awesome. So is the Bon Jovie one.

    Triumph: "So Jon, you are playing a vampire in your next movie."

    Jon: Yea

    Triumph: "Finally, a role that requires you to suck."
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    A [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] on the Star Wars bit, that shit was funny. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Eat Us and Smile!

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    Originally posted by Cabo Kid:
    Won't they replay this tonight on Comedy Central? I forgot the time though...
    7pm EST

    6pm CST

    I can't do the math for the rest of the country [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    watch the whole episode here ...

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    That dog kills me!

    you have to give it to Bon Jovi for being comfortable in their own skin to play along with Triumph!

    Celebs are such babies! They were just running past Triumph on the red carpet going into the VMAs. At least Sammy, DLR, and a couple of others stopped to do a quit bit with him. Some of them were sprinting past him [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
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    lol!

    I LOVE that dog! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    I remeber he was doing a similar bit at the Emmeys, and he came across the cast of The Sopranos. I forgot exactly what he said but something along the lines "..oh I know you! Hey, I once was with a Chiwahwah (sp?) who was dating a Great Dane, talk about your Big Pussy..."

    My all time fav was when he was on Hollywood Squares. He was next to Kathie Lee Gifford and he screams "Hey Kathie. You know what me and Regis have in common? We both got rid of our bitches this year!"

    Oh, he was on a roll that night!
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    I saw it too. Didn't Triumph say something about passing his fleas off to Dave?
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    Was looking for videos by Triumph (the band) and happened across this nine-miniute, pants-pisser of a clip being discussed here.

    Truimph Vs. MTV

    Youtube.com just plain rocks.
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    omg watch the one where he is in the line for star wars, I was crying I was laughing so hard.
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    The best Triumph that'll you'll see is when he's at the Westminister Dog Shows.....

    I bought his "best of" DVD awhile back and it's hilarious, has all his best stuff

 

 

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