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  1. #1
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    Press release, July 29, 2002, Los Angeles

    Legendary rockers, Van Halen, announced today the hiring of a new lead singer. The four year vacancy, last occupied by ex-Extreme vocalist, Gary Cherone, and also held by legendary vocalists David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar, has been filled by (enter your name here). Roth, commenting from his hotel room, while on a co-headlining tour with Hagar, said...well, we don't know what he said because it was in jive, and didn't make any sense at all. Hagar, also from a hotel room on tour offered to buy (your name) a case of Cabo Wabo Tequila. Gary Cherone, now of Tribe of Judah, offered his condolences to (your name). When asked by a reporter at the press conference, what fans could expect from the live show, (your name) replied by naming off the set list for the tour. "Yeah," said (your name) "we're going to play..."

    In other words, what would your set list be, if you were the new singer of Van Halen (do anywhere from 20-25 songs, and indicate encoures).

    PS, if this has been done to death SORRY damnit! I'm new at this, so give me a break.

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    Ok, here's mine:

    Curtains are up

    1 Short bass solo, ending with the first bit of the Star Spangled Banner-leads into...

    2 Everbody wants some (curtain drops after the into, during the duh duh duh duh...and I walk on stage then) - shortened version, minus talking interlude

    3 5150

    4 slot reserved for song from new album

    5 likewise (see 4)

    6 Ice cream man

    7 why can't this be love (with Mike playing intro on bass, and Eddie doing synth riff on guitar

    8 drum solo-leads into...

    9 Hot for teacher

    10 alternat each show between Without You / Year to the day / Fire in the Hole

    11 alternate between songs from new album

    12 Unchained

    13 Mike's solo (actually sings, not bass solo, ala VH III tour) alternates between Summer Nights and Cabo Wabo

    14 Poundcake

    15 alternate between Litte guiters / beautiful girls / I'm the one

    16 alternate between Runnin' with the devil / Light up the sky / Meen street / House of Pain

    17 Feelin'

    18 Guitar solo

    19 Sucker in a 3-piece

    20 In a simple rhyme

    21 alternate between Top of the World / Bottom's up

    22 Jump (Eddie plays synth riff with guitar)

    encoure

    23 Good Enough

    24 alternate songs from new album

    25 alternate between On Fire / judgement Day / Sinner's Swing

    26 Panama (vh III tour version [big drum intro]) and a big ending

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    If I were the new lead singer for Van Halen I'd risk a charge of forceable confinement, and hold them all at gunpoint at 5150 until they agree to get Dave back in the band [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

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    Eruption...I cant sing a lick!
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Originally posted by dropdeadlegs:
    If I were the new lead singer for Van Halen I'd risk a charge of forceable confinement, and hold them all at gunpoint at 5150 until they agree to get Dave back in the band [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
    Nice!!!
    Lets Hope VH gets some Sensible Shoes that lead them back to Dave.

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    Well, before I divulge the setlist, I'd like to let everybody know that we will re-release 1984 without Hot For Teacher, the dumbest rock song ever. In fact, we are going to re-release all our albums with me on vocals, so that Dave, Sammy and Gary won't get any more royalties. Take that! Thanks Sharon Osbourne!

    Now that I got that out, here's the setlist. It's gonna contain 50%Roth and 50%Hagar and those Dave cocksuckers who want all Dave and Sammy ass kissers who want all Sammy can go blow Gary Cherone. YEAH! We're gonna take with us some artists to add extra phlava to our songs. If you don't like it, tough beyooootchhhh!

    1 Jump (with N'sync and Backstreet Boys)
    2 Poundcake (with BB King)
    3 Dance The Night Away (with Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne)
    4 Why Can't This Be Love (with Kid Rock and Snoop Dawg)
    5 Unchained (with Britney Spears)
    6 Humans Being (with Christina Aguilera)
    7 Panama (with Enrique Iglesias and Pat Boone)
    8 Runaround (with India Arie)
    9 Little Guitars (with Jay Z and Coco Lee)
    10 When It's Love (with Diana Ross and Ricky Martin)
    11 Ain't Talkin Bout Love (with Ravi Shankar and Paul Mc Cartney)
    12 Dreams (with Iron Maiden)
    13 Everybody Want Some (with Jon Bon Jovi and Joe Elliott)
    14 Top Of The World (with Elton John, Billy Joel and Metallica)
    15 Somebody Get Me A Doctor (with Charlotte Church and Willie Nelson)
    16 5150 (with Papa Roach and Linkin Park)
    17 I'm The One (with Nelly and Luciano Pavarotti)
    18 Can't Stop Loving You (with Nile)
    19 Mean Street (with the Vienna Boys Choir and Tommy Lee)
    20 Right Now (with Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson)

    Encore

    21 Without You (Eddie and Alex on vocals featuring Fred Durst)
    22 How Many Say I (with Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth)

    This is gonna be da bomb yo!

    [ August 03, 2002, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: yomamasofat ]

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    David Coverdale and Van Halen,the best band of history [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    I am the lead singer, I keep my back to the door, and I wear my cup around the VH bros. !

 

 

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