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    Let me tell you my story...

    You think you got it bad being a van halen fan? thats non sense. Sure Van halen made fools of themselves going out with that Gary guy and floping harder than a beached tuna in the process. But at least the Van Halens didn't dress up that Gary guy in flashy pants with buttons and a fish net stocking tank top and try to pass him off as David Lee Roth...Of course Van Halen's career is dead anyway..but thats beside the point!

    For you see boys and girls I happen to be an EX KISS fan! Thats right. I still have the memories of the awesome juggernaut that was KISS back in the 70's..But today they dress up nobodys like they were Ace and Peter...and here is the kicker my Van Halenian friends...There are a few...I'll be it a very "few" who are ok with this...These people are called KISSIES! These people will cheer on Eric and Tommy whats their names until KISS has gone out a joke! and everyone EVERYONE gets their fill of laughter. Had only I been a Die Hard =VH= fan instead. Sure I would have nothing to be a fan of...but it's better than watching what you love so dearly go out like Captain Kirk being shot in the back! No respect..No dignity...A waste of nearly 30 years of invested time, Who know's how much coin spent on this band and nearly as many ass whipings by the tough Van Halen fans back in middle school! So it could always be worse! Congrats to all of you on the Sam & Dave tour! that rocks! too bad it's coming nowhere near where I live!
    =VH=

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    Let's play a quick game of 'Then and Now', shall we!!!!!

    Then

    VH Fan-"Van Halen rules man, KISS sucks!!!!"

    KISS Fan-"Fuck you, KISS is the real deal, Van Halen blows!!!"

    Now

    VH Fan-"Damn Van Halen sucks, say something, do something, ANYTHING!! This waiting is killing me!!"

    KISS Fan-"Fuck you, KISS sucks way harder! Singer is Criss, Thayer is Frehey, no REAL KISS album since who knows when!!"

    VH Fan-"With all due respect, Van Halen sucks more, this isn't even debatable, please shut yer hole!!!"

    KISS Fan-"KISS is worse, anybody that thinks otherwise is dumber than a fuckin' tree!!!"

    "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now it looks as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday"

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!"

    "Let's get this place....HOTTER THAN HELL!!!!"

    ANNOUNCEMENT-Upon further review, Glenn's variety show is being put on hiatus until a better set of writers can be assembled. Thank you for your patience in this matter, no news is good news!!!

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    Sinner's Swing!
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    Maybe Al and Ed should finally join Kiss and then we could all unite...or not
    Delusions of eloquence

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    Wow. I didn't know they gave Ace the boot. But they may as well use tommy seeing as how he had to teach Ace all of his solos from the old songs. (In which he probably didn't play on at least half anyway.) The funny thing I noticed is what a cow Mr. Simmons is becoming. At the olympics I was surprised that ice skating stage could even move with that boss hog lookin mf squeezed into spandex! LOL

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    Kiss should have pulled the plug right before they recorded Disco Dynasty.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

    "What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears?"- 1 Samuel 15:14

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    Why FORD, you know if they'd have done that, we'd have NEVER gotten such KISS Klassics (c) as:

    "Torpedo Girl"

    "Shandi"

    "She's So European" and "Charisma".

    LOL!
    "Once the final BAN has been completed I will ban myself." -OLO, March 21, 2002
    "The price of the steak sandwich over there is ridiculous!!" -Glenn, March 3, 2003
    "Hang on, I'll go ask everybody and be right back." -seenbad, March 11, 2003

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    Who is Kiss?
    Wasn't that some side show freak act at carnivals decades ago or something?
    Life is something that happens when your planning something else.

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    simmons only did one decent thing in his pitiful career - discovering vh.

    apart from that. zilch.nada.zero.0.0000%

    kiss were a joke , are a joke and always will be a JOKE.

    van halen-exc.. , i don't know how you can mention kiss on the same page as VH ! eeuurgggh..

    vh are soooo vastly , tottaly , completely , utterly superior in every conceivable way that its utterly 101% beyond my comprehension to even contemplate compairing the 2 bands..

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    Frehley wasn't booted, he just got tired of being in the band. Can't say I blame him, but throwing an Ace imposter up there is about as sad as it gets. I will stick to the classic Kiss albums, thank you.
    "There's a Japanese term called wabi-sabi, not wasabi, but wabi-sabi. It means an appreciation for the imperfect, the less than precision. The cowboy boots that you never polish because it's bad luck. That is completely wabi-sabi. Van Halen is that." - DLR 2002<br /><br />"Look! I can see their parachutes! They're ok..." - Tenshinhan, DragonBall Z

 

 

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