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    King David made official His triumphant career comeback looking out over an ocean of disciples from the podium of the Video Music Awards palace, His radiance and rock regality shining over all in the theatre and those in the television audience at home. As with every performance on His current royal summer tour His presence on stage instantly made the room His and his alone. His commanding stance revealed that the King is in full control and in possession of more strength than ever before. We thank our Master for this rare but very appreciated appearance.
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    By the way, who was that dude next to King David in the pajamas? The court jester maybe?
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    I come to the conclusion this Teddy Templeton unit is the head publicist for Richard Simmons!! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    King David made official His triumphant career comeback looking out over an ocean of disciples from the podium of the Video Music Awards palace, His radiance and rock regality shining over all in the theatre and those in the television audience at home. As with every performance on His current royal summer tour His presence on stage instantly made the room His and his alone. His commanding stance revealed that the King is in full control and in possession of more strength than ever before. We thank our Master for this rare but very appreciated appearance.
    ? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] ?
    WHAT IS UNDERSTOOD NEED NOT BE DISCUSSED!

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    i've never been to the dlr army site...i hear a lotta you guys mentioning it here....is that what it's like over there? that's just sad... [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    Don......is that you?........

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    You mean you manage David Lee Roth now too?!?!? [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Anyone have the common english version of that post?
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    All hail the Diamond One!

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    i will be laughing for days at templeman's post. i love dave, but come on. this is a goof, right?
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    Originally posted by theodore templeman:
    King David made official His triumphant career comeback

    "career comeback"? I thought you were a DLR fan. If that half-assed award-show-equivalent-of-a-golf-clap ovation was a "triumphant comeback", what the fuck does that say about his career???

    looking out over an ocean of disciples from the podium of the Video Music Awards palace

    and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is a 20-year-old "catchphrase" that 80% of the eMpTy-Vee nuggetheads didn't get, but 90% of the Roth Army wet their pants over.

    His radiance and rock regality shining over all in the theatre and those in the television audience at home.

    The only shining was coming from his dome or that Hefty-bag he was wearing.

    As with every performance on His current royal summer tour His presence on stage instantly made the room His and his alone.

    You mean everybody left?

    His commanding stance revealed that the King is in full control and in possession of more strength than ever before.

    He could actually stand up AND talk!!! Yay!!!

    We thank our Master for this rare but very appreciated appearance.

    Thank MTV for actually letting him appear on camera... then thank Jimmy Buffett for going out there with him and taking some of the focus off with his Doink the Clown gear.
    As my ol' grandpappy used to say, "Don't ever tell anybody I told you this, ya little fucker."

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    King David made official His triumphant career comeback looking out over an ocean of disciples from the podium of the Video Music Awards palace, His radiance and rock regality shining over all in the theatre and those in the television audience at home. As with every performance on His current royal summer tour His presence on stage instantly made the room His and his alone. His commanding stance revealed that the King is in full control and in possession of more strength than ever before. We thank our Master for this rare but very appreciated appearance.
    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Yep....king of the 80's , invisible man of the 90's, and currently a cartoon character of a past hero.... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    HEE HEE HEE!!!! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    i've never been to the dlr army site...i hear a lotta you guys mentioning it here....is that what it's like over there? that's just sad... [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Ya, I almost went into that site just for a good laugh, I can't imagine the whacky shit posted there. Probably some serious disciples shit. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

 

 

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