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    I love Dave and I like the acoustic mean streets video, but why the fuck does Dave think that I (23 year old male) want to see him shake his cock in my face? That is fucking sick. It was ok back in 1986 on the Yankee Rose video cause he had millions of teenie chicks wanting his nards but he is old now and needs to give up the "meet little elvis" shit.

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    HA HA HA HA HA!!

    Relax.

    Deep Breath.

    Think baseball. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Maybe DLR's Cock should be the one to answer that question
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    Just like Dave always says :

    "If you love me, tell a friend, if you dont, tell an enemy."

    Dave is Dave, its all good !

    Nobody said you had to look.

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    Doesn't bother me a bit.

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    Originally posted by FORD:
    Maybe DLR's Cock should be the one to answer that question
    LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by FORD:
    Maybe DLR's Cock should be the one to answer that question
    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    Ding Dong that was hilarious!!!!
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    maybe you really liked and your not out of the closet yet. just kidding but turn your head if it bothers you bro. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by FORD:
    Maybe DLR's Cock should be the one to answer that question
    LOL!!

    DLR'sCock is gonna have to change his name to Little Elvis!!
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    seems like daves dick was the only thing that really stuck out in the whole video... ouch

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    Originally posted by Chelle:
    Doesn't bother me a bit.
    Awww...we know what your thinking Chelle.

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    What video??? All I saw was DAVE'S DICK!!!!

    yuk yuk yuk yuk...

    No, seriously - Dave's UNIT is mentioned first in the credits!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Ba dum BOOM!

    But, I guess now we all know who the new MEMBER of Dave's band is, eh???

    uh huh huh hhu uhuh huhh huh hu hu

    Well, anyways, it's good to see the Dave's not afraid to put his DICK IN THE WIND by producing his own video!

    I got a million of 'em... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
    Staying Frosty

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    Tires, for the love of peet, don't give up your day job, K?
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    Originally posted by FORD:
    Maybe DLR's Cock should be the one to answer that question
    Hey man, when gravity takes over, what are ya gonna do????? I know, bring in 4 hot steaming babes!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ April 01, 2002 at 11:17 AM: Message edited by: DLR'sCock ]</p>

 

 

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