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    sorry if this was already posted..just found it on fark
    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...?IDLink=186973

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    Which one of the =VH= brothers is that coming out of the grave?!? [img]smile.gif[/img]
    what was dat?

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    Another Dave bashin' thread.

    Totally unacceptable.

    Mods, please close this putrid filth.
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    Even a huge DLR fan like me can find plenty of humor in this.
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    The level of DLR bashing on this board has reached levels even the Pasture Dump never dreamed of.

    My fat scottish arse is so depressed by this I can barely play the bagpipes and concentrate while masturbating, which I have done since I was a wee lad in Glasgow.



    When will you SHEEP learn that I am just attracted to you for your firm wee buttocks and not your taste in music? You don't want to screw with a Scottsman!

    It's time to remember why we are here.

    Van HALEN is Dave, Eddie, Mikey , Alex. There is no other Van Halen, even though they have sold 20 million records. They are a product and their BRAND NAME must be RESPECTED like McDonalds, another great SCOTTISH name.

    Fuck sappy ass Hallmark card lyrics and fuck the musical equivalent of Cheez Whiz. That bullshit is a disgrace to the Van Halen name. Now, you have TEN MINUTES to apologize to me for THIS CRAP or I swear I will rip your ears off you wee nipper...you don't screw with a mad drunk scottsman!

    I want to anally penetrate the braindead sheep who think Eddie "is" Van Halen, and any singer can be in this band.

    Dave or the Grave are the only options. That or a good bagpiper...I am available!

    We the fans denied victory for Van Danniels. We will do so again if neccessary. Fuck substitutions. It's all or nothing, Eddie!!

    The infidels of the $tark$ cult have spread their terrorism for long enough.

    EAT HAGIS AND SMILE

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    [ May 22, 2002, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Dale McKoppen ]

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    For a dead man....Dave has been running circles around the VH bros. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    Might as well......JUMP!!

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    Originally posted by Dale McKoppen:
    The level of DLR bashing on this board has reached levels even the Pasture Dump never dreamed of.

    My fat scottish arse is so depressed by this I can barely play the bagpipes and concentrate while masturbating, which I have done since I was a wee lad in Glasgow.



    When will you SHEEP learn that I am just attracted to you for your firm wee buttocks and not your taste in music? You don't want to screw with a Scottsman!

    It's time to remember why we are here.

    Van HALEN is Dave, Eddie, Mikey , Alex. There is no other Van Halen, even though they have sold 20 million records. They are a product and their BRAND NAME must be RESPECTED like McDonalds, another great SCOTTISH name.

    Fuck sappy ass Hallmark card lyrics and fuck the musical equivalent of Cheez Whiz. That bullshit is a disgrace to the Van Halen name. Now, you have TEN MINUTES to apologize to me for THIS CRAP or I swear I will rip your ears off you wee nipper...you don't screw with a mad drunk scottsman!

    I want to anally penetrate the braindead sheep who think Eddie "is" Van Halen, and any singer can be in this band.

    Dave or the Grave are the only options. That or a good bagpiper...I am available!

    We the fans denied victory for Van Danniels. We will do so again if neccessary. Fuck substitutions. It's all or nothing, Eddie!!

    The infidels of the $tark$ cult have spread their terrorism for long enough.

    EAT HAGIS AND SMILE

    Your gay scottish DLR fan,

    Dale McKoppen
    lol Priceless!
    what was dat?

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    What the Fuck!!??
    I'm a Dave Fan myself....
    I found this on Fark.com, and thought it was funny... don't take things so serious!! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

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    Aye..there are people on this board who can't appreciate a good joke, that's for sure!

    I don't think the engines can take much more cap'n...

    Eat Hagis and Smile!

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