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    The Church Lady
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    Well,now, who have we here. Mr. Van Halen. Back-up guitar player. Spending all his youth sitting in his room playing guitar. Then growing up and becoming famous. Then, along comes Miss Bertinelli.Flitting across the screen every week on the Devil's main tool, television. Spending her time with a drug abuser, Mckenzie Phillips. Together, they copulate and come up with a spawn. Whose seed could it be? Oh, I don't know. Could it be perhaps the work of........SATAN!!!!

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    Back up guitar player??

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    The Church Lady
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    If you believe the EUAS gang. And we all know who runs that organization. Could it be....... well, you know.

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    Not whatthi being wierd again as usual?

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    Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

    'Dave, how will I know that I've made it?' I tell 'em, 'When you can spell 'subpoena' without thinking about it, you made it'

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    Church Lady your kinda fucked up...
    So you wash your mouth and shut up...
    Church Lady you better listen to the Bell...
    Because your pretty little ass belongs to Hell...

    Church Lady is..........
    Just Another Crazy Momma Who Needs Brain Surgery By Jesus Himself

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    Can anybody send this lady back to where she came from

    Closing this topic is for the best i think, or otherwise send the damn woman to hell

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    I'd say Church Lady is working hard on being on the Endangered Species list.

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