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    Oh dear.

    The things you dredge up on napster....

    Hear 'Ice Cream Man' covered by some fine christian gentlemen.

    Enter.... 'the Isaac man'..
    http://users.bigpond.net.au/goo/vhlinks/isaacman.mp3




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    BTW. this thing sucks some ass. Makes Nerf Herder look like talents!


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    Holy shit! This really is terrible!

    This Issac dude should go to prison for this. Even Dave would be caught speechless after hearing this.

    Funny as hell, though. Definitely worth the listen. And notice how I said "the listen" - As in singular.

    (BTW, kick ass tag, Goo! Had to point that out... LOL! )


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    LMAO

    Damn, maybe Lars is right about Napster. Any lawsuit that stops the spread of crap like this can't be all bad.



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    Y'know, I like to think of myself as a fine upstanding Christian fellow...

    AND EVEN I WAS OFFENDED at that song!!

    Goo, could you please open up a window in here? That song has stunk this thread up!

    Phew!!!!!

    "And the Lord said 'Thou shalt NEVER...EVER, play that song again!'"

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    Bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttaaa aaaaaslllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

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    Note to self:

    "Self, your judgement call to not download that song yesterday... BRILLIANT!"

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    Christ!

    Fell off my chair laughing!

    Now how do I get this fxxking file off my computer?

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    OK, this is so funny (read funny as 'epically bad' ) that I feel the need to give those who fear downloading this... this... "song" a reason to give it a listen.

    The following are the lyrics, up to the point where the band (if you wanna go so far as to call it that ) joins in.

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    "Dedicating one to the babies..."

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    [Oh, the song gets worse. Much worse... ]

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    "Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin' old
    Aw now, Genesis 17, Abraham was gettin' old
    But he didn't have a child quite the way God said that he would...
    (but he finally did)

    I'm the Issac man, pappa was a'ninety-nine
    (Oh my, my)
    I'm the Issac man, pappa was a'ninety-nine
    When the Lord told Abraham that Sarah and he would have a child...
    (hold on a second, Abraham)

    Well the Lord said to Sarah, 'AGGGHHHHH! Did ya' laugh? This baby will be your son, too'

    I'm the Issac man, baby, pappa was a'ninety-nine
    When the Lord told Abraham that Sarah and he would have a child...
    (hold on one more)

    Well the Lord said Abraham 'I'm gonna make Sarah a mom. Ha! Ha! Ha!'
    (she'll have a son)
    The Lord said, 'Abraham, I'm gonna make Sarah a mom
    And if you listen to me Abraham, ooooh, there'll be a nation to come!'
    (come on in, boys!)"

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    I know what you're thinking. And, yes, I do believe I'm a masochist for posting this garbage.

    But you see, since I know how bad it is it's my duty to share the wealth. LOL. You should have to suffer through listening to this, too, dammit. LOL.

    By posting these horrid lyrics, I'm hoping to appeal to your morbid sense of curiosity.

    I dare you to download the song... You know you want to...

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    I fully recommend putting winamp to 3:05 just to hear the 'whoop whoop whoop whoop'

    Its crap-tacular!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuff No More:
    Note to self:

    "Self, your judgement call to not download that song yesterday... BRILLIANT!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Take the plunge...

    Muwahahaha

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RichS:
    Fell off my chair laughing!

    Now how do I get this fxxking file off my computer?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Might just want to throw that computer out the window and make a fresh start.



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