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    Its been several months now since the last episode of the "Van Halens", Now they are back with a whole new season. Unlike Seinfeld, this show really is about nothing.

    EVH: Hey Al, when should we get a singer and do an album.

    AVH: I guess soon would be good. Who do you have in mind?

    EVH: Well the fans likely won't accept anyone but Dave or Sammy back. I hate Dave and I?, I?, I?, I?, How do I feel about Sammy again?

    AVH: Well Ed, you and Sam were close friends there for several years and Ray Daniels came between you and him. Sammy saw right through him and neither of us listened to him.

    EVH: Right, I remember now. I made up some lies about his work ethic sucking when I told him to go be a solo artist again when he refused to do the Best Of album. Then we worked with Dave and that was like trying to piss out needles.

    AVH: So Eddie, do you miss Gary?

    EVH: Of course I do, he was a very special person musically to me, the next album would have kicked ass.

    AVH: What should we do about Mike?

    EVH: WHO?

    AVH: You know our bass player, Michael Anthony!

    EVH: Oh shit! I almost forgot about him. Whats he been doing the last year or so?

    AVH: You've got to be kidding me Ed. Mike played with Sammy on his tour with Dave this past summer.

    EVH: Wait a minute, Sammy and Dave toured together?

    AVH: They sure as shit did, and it was quite successful. And Gary even joined Sammy on-stage in Boston for a couple songs.

    EVH: WOW! I'm shocked. How about we try to get Dave AND Sammy back?

    AVH: Don't know if Dave would go for that Ed, and I don't think Sam would like it after awhile either.

    EVH: Okay, then lets just flip a coin and see who gets the call. Heads Dave, Tails Sammy.

    AVH: Sounds fair little brother. But what about Mike though?

    EVH: WHO?

    AVH: Remember you dumb-fuck? Michael Anthony, our bass player?

    EVH: Oh, yeah him. I guess we'll bring him back with us. BRAD!

    Brad: Yes Mr. Van Halen?

    EVH: Give me a quarter.

    Brad: Here you go.

    EVH: Thanks, now go back and play with Wolfie.

    (Ed Flips the coin)

    Stay tuned for the coin toss result.

    [ November 14, 2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Eddymon ]
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    When I met Ed at the May 2002 golf tourney I told him screw the Osbournes why isn't there a Van Halen's. He satred off for a moment then replied, "No Comment." I have it on video & it's pretty funny.

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    Hmmmmmmm...
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    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] SOME-WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE, OH-VERRR THE RAIN-BOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    (Not going to be too easy livin that one down partner )

    [ November 13, 2002, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: seenbad ]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Cheddymon is the forum salad tosser
    Know Roth
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    The Van Halen's......what? What's with the apostrophe? (Said in a sniveling geek voice)

    The scourge of incorrect usage of apostrophes upon this great land must be eradicated.

    C'mon people, say it with me;

    "The Van Halens' cat had his vaccination today."

    "The Van Halens will be dining at home this evening."

    "Edward Van Halen's liver was scared today."

    Ok, I'll run back into my corner now..... [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]

    [ November 13, 2002, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: SgtSchultz ]
    Musical equipment I own dat legitimizes mein post. Tuba, clarinet, und electric glockenspiel.<br />Der Lord liebt einen beschäftigten Mann. Nicht vertrauen whitey. Sehen ein Doktor und erhalten gereinigt es.<br /><br />"You're a towel!" - Towelie

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    Entertaining my man, entertaining to say the least
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    How to make a “Mad Anthony”

    2 oz Cabo Wabo® Tequila
    1 oz Spicy V8
    Juice from a fresh Lime
    A generous dollop of Mad Anthony’s Hot Sauce
    Combine in a shaker full of ice and shake it up
    Pour into shot glass garnished with
    a dab of salt
    a small slice of lime
    a slice of Serrano or Jalapeno chili pepper

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    Anybody every watch Cheers? All we have to do is get Ed and Sam together to sing "Home, Home on the Range" until they can't carry a grudge anymore.

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    Sinner's Swing! el_jalepeno's Avatar
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    Originally posted by seenbad:


    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] SOME-WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE, OH-VERRR THE RAIN-BOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    (Not going to be too easy livin that one down partner )
    Damn Seen... Next week, after I'm laid off, I too will have a lot of free time on my hands [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ November 13, 2002, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: el_jalepeno ]

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    Actually, the guy that made that happens to be laid off.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Originally posted by seenbad:


    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] SOME-WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE, OH-VERRR THE RAIN-BOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    (Not going to be too easy livin that one down partner )
    You tryin to say something pal? Come out with it.

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    You first?
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    PM Goo with your concerns OLO's Avatar
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    Originally posted by seenbad:


    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] SOME-WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE, OH-VERRR THE RAIN-BOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    (Not going to be too easy livin that one down partner )
    he he he.........chuckle!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    hahaha- man- i am enjoying this!
    zach sanders<br /><br />"My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land"

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    *stifles an unabashed giggle*

    It's like Married... With Children, the Eddymon quote gets funnier in reruns
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

 

 

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