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    10.24.16 @ 08:44 AM
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    Truth is...
    (1) The "no news is good news" bullshit isn't Brad's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (2) The accusations that loyal fans are liars is not Brad's or even Mikey's -- it comes from Ed Van Halen, Inc.
    (3) The collective "golden shower" that us fans have received from VH since the Sammy breakup -- has come directly at the instruction of Ed Van Halen, Inc.

    That son-of-bitch has spent the last several years proving Dave's quote "Ed Van Halen without a guitar in his hands is a shitty human being."

    Ed screwed Sammy -- if Ed really wanted to fire Sammy over his half-witted lyrics, he could have been dumped during the recording sessions for 5150 ("only time will tell if we stand the test of time").

    Ed screwed Dave -- Dave was being Dave at those stupid VMAs. Beck didn't sweat it, so "lighten up, Francis." It's not like he came onstage dressed like Lil' Kim.

    Ed screwed Gary -- let's see, you've got elephant balls, but I am going to warble like a bad Tom Waits-impersonation over the worst song I've ever written. By the way, Gary, practice your Sammy voice a little more -- we don't want to "Without You" to sound like "More Than Words"

    Ed has screwed and continues to screw Brad -- Brad, go call a loyal fan a liar on our bullhit shil Bulletin Board, named for a song written by the guy I fired because his lyrics were too dumb. Oh, BTW, remove all reference to Dave or Sammy from our official Internet presence, because, after all, I'm the one the fans care about -- just ask the eleven guys would purchase the Wild Life soundtrack for that scary awesome "Donut City" (BTW, Ed screwed Donn Landee as well). Brad, why do you get all these flaming posts???!!!???

    Ed screws the fans -- "no news is good news" -- go read Golf Magazine.

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    10.24.16 @ 12:06 PM
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    Okey dokey, this is much better suited to Opinions. Moving now.
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