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    Welcome to The First Church of Van Halen,

    The opening hymn will be "Sinners Swing"
    (performed by four former youth of our congregation)

    We are asking you to pray for new tunes in the near future.

    I bless you all
    In the name of Ed,
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    Amen

    May Ed be with you.
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    Everytime I click onto www.vhlinks.com I feel like I'm in the Church of Van Halen.

    Now, we have to organize a pilgrimage to our holy land, 5150!!

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    We will need some transportation.

    My Pastor-mobile (2001 Hyundai Tiburon with rear license plate "Dr 5150" and front plate that is a large version of the flaming logo icon here) only seats 2 comfortably!

    If any members of the congregation would be willing to join the the 2001 pilgrimage to 5150 please post your interest here.

    Donations may be sent to Dr.5150 at your convienience.


    I bless you all
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    and the holy Bass player.
    Amen

    May Ed be with you.
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    Do you BELIEVE VH is the Greatest?
    Say I BELIEVE! and you will be SAVED!

    Van Halen will rise from the dust that has been their resting place for nearly 3 long years & redeem us all!

    Do you BELIEVE?!?

    But they They Can't do it with out your help! Yes that's right Van Halen needs your Faith!

    Do You have FAITH brothers & Sisters?!?

    We will now hear a selection from the choir:
    "Show Your Love"


    The Elders of the 1st Church of Van Halen will be passing the collection plates during the choir's performance.

    Reach Deep into your souls Brothers & Sisters. Find the True Meaning of Van Halen & give it to you neighbors, Give it to your Co-workers Brothers & Sisters, Give it to the bums on the streets, give it to the "Dirty Faced Kid in the Garbage can".

    Go forth & Spread the Word of ED!

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    I bless you all
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    and the holy Bass player.
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    May Ed be with you.
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    Sorry....

    I cannot join your church as long as you ignore the teachings of the Chosen One called Diamond Dave who was called to leadeth them out of the valley of the shadow of death (VD III)

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    We'll be saved when a new album and tour materialize. That's Heaven and the new Earth.

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    F.O.R.D.
    Why do you doubt my son?
    Do you not hear the sounds of the choir singing his praises.

    He too will be re-baptized with the holy water that is Van Halen.

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    I bless you all
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    and the holy Bass player.
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    May Ed be with you.
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    See! DLR's NOT going bald

    Moses just parted his hair!

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    Doc, I haven't been to church in years. But you've got a convert in me.

    You know Dave's got to have a role in this, so... How about he's the, "Prodigal Son?"

    Been away far too long, but is now back, welcomed home with open arms by his family...

    (You guys carry on, I need to compose myself. )

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Down In Flames:
    Doc, I haven't been to church in years. But you've got a convert in me.

    You know Dave's got to have a role in this, so... How about he's the, "Prodigal Son?"
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Sprinkle, Sprinkle

    DIF,
    You have been baptized into the 1st Church of Van Halen, Yes so has Glen, FORD, KenyonVincent, & Goo.
    What the hell grab the holy waters of Van Halen on your way in & sprinkle or imerse.


    You also have hit upon the topic of a future sermon.

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    I bless you all
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.5150:

    Sprinkle, Sprinkle

    DIF,
    You have been baptized into the 1st Church of Van Halen, Yes so has Glen, FORD, KenyonVincent, & Goo.
    What the hell grab the holy waters of Van Halen on your way in & sprinkle or imerse. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cool, Doc. I'm in some good company I see.

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> You also have hit upon the topic of a future sermon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ah, I'm a prophet, you see...

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    Well I've been on THE crusade since t5 was in second grade. Back then the miny peeps called me t 2 and 3 quaters, but my message was clear. I had the occasional school yard rally to spread the good word. Didn't we all? LOL. Many year books were signed always ending with the universal VH signiture. My mark as it were. I've quoted from all the books. Yes even book 11, though not as much as the others. LOL. So when you see me walk into the church, don't bother asking me to give to the plate, I donated enough money to the church that I even have my own wing. LOL. Keep up the good work Dr 5150, my tive is in the mail. Now if the flock will excuse me, I've got a new MISSION that I'm building out in the Rap territory. Wish me luck. Out

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    Been a "Man on a Mission" since the 7th grade '78 to be exact. Even took up a collection plate once durring class. told everyone it was for the Pink Van Halen Caddilac collection.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FORD:
    Sorry....

    I cannot join your church as long as you ignore the teachings of the Chosen One called Diamond Dave who was called to leadeth them out of the valley of the shadow of death (VD III)

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    C'mon FORD, you're making it sound like Dave has been this chart-topping, stadium devouring superstar while out of VH. May I remind you VH is saving him from permanentely touring BBQ restaurants with a half-assed VH cover band. Not to say VH doesn't need him, but you guys really have to acknowledge that VH is saving him from total obscurity as well. Cheers to VH in 2001!



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    I think I will stay at Temple Beit Ha Roth (or in English, Temple "House of Roth") where Dave is the Chazan (cantor), and we rock to new versions of timeless prayers.

    Who needs to be baptised and stuff when me and Dave are part of the Chosen people!

    -Bostonian

 

 

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