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    Islam in the Slammer

    The above link takes you to an article in the Weekly Standard by Matt Labash about suggested guidelines for how Muslim prisoners ought to be treated according to CAIR [Council on American-Islamic Relations].

    Here's the interesting Van Halen reference:
    However after ticking through the incidentals, CAIR evidences what rock promoters used to call "Van Halen Syndrome." Van Halen, you'll remember (or maybe you won't), used to contractually obligate their concert venues to provide large vats of M&M's before their shows--with the brown ones meticulously removed. If, while backstage, Diamond Dave, Eddie, or any of the fellas grabbed a big handful of M&M's and a brown-coated candy was spotted, there'd be no show, no refunds, no sex with underaged groupies (that last point was probably negotiable).

    From a prima donna perspective, CAIR's guide, if followed, would make Muslims the Van Halens of the penal system.

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    Funny how the tale just keeps gettin' taller...

    Staying Frosty

 

 

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