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    If anyone out there has seen the first three episodes of "The Osbournes" then you know how damn funny the show is. The main reason it is so funny is because they are totally disfunctional (When Ozzy tells his son, Jack, that he loves them all, but they're all fucking mad. Is classic, I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes on that one line alone).

    I figure that our favorite band (all members, past and present) is about 4 million times more dysfunctional than Ozzy and his clan. It would be hystrical don't you think? Maybe that is the connection with VH and Ozzy that was mentioned around hear the other day. Maybe EVH wants to talk to Ozzy about how to approach MTV and pitch the show (or maybe EVH wants Sharon to become the manager of VH, that would be awersome, the woman is a genius, IMO).
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    Why would we want to write a story about this... truth is stranger than fiction.

    Someone should write a biography on Van Halen exactly as it is. How screwed up can it be if all three former singers of Van Halen embark on a tour together without Van Halen?

    Talk about a twilight zone episode.
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    what would they do on the van halens??

    wolfie would come home eat dinner and do the same. no offense to vh, but its a little more interesting since the osbournes have teens in the house and ozzy is just plain funny, and sharon is the cool mom. and the kids swear, and stuff, would it be like that if they had a show called the van halens? i dont know.
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    I do not think that Eddie and Val have a disfunctional family! That is absurd to think and say that!
    DLR has NO family..is that what you are talking about?
    Michael has a great looking family and Sammy too!
    What are you thinking?...only about the band? well..right now there isn't anything new about the band...what a fucking show that would be!
    The Osbourne show is about the family ...not about the band members of Ozzy..think about it...if Ozzy had a show with ALL of his band members then would VH be 4 million times more disfunctional than Ozzy?? Shit..Ozzy has been through more shit than VH...BUT he is still active and very well rocking his way through his 50's! Ozzfest here I come! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

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    Yea... It could be like that Seinfeld episode when they wanted to do the TV show about "Nothing!"

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    Originally posted by Mean_Street:
    what would they do on the van halens??

    wolfie would come home eat dinner and do the same. no offense to vh, but its a little more interesting since the osbournes have teens in the house and ozzy is just plain funny, and sharon is the cool mom. and the kids swear, and stuff, would it be like that if they had a show called the van halens? i dont know.
    You made some valid points. I agree with you. I don't see anything in the Vh house that would be funny.

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    Maybe if "Yoko" tried to sing a little? That would be funny!
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    I didn't mean to alude to a show about EVH and Val's house/homelife. I meant the post as a joke. What I was trying to get across was a show about, Ed, Al, Mike, Dave, Sammy, & Gary (like "Van Halen Strange & Twisted Tales") you a comedic type of thing. Who the heck would want a show where we get to watch Wolfie eat his cereal and get dropped off at school and picked 6 hours later. The Van Halen Family is dysfunctional, but The VH (Band) Family certainly is.
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    Good idea. They can run episodes with the Dave years, then the Sammy years, then the Dave month, then the Gary year and then the present time. Fox would certainly love to do something like this. If they can do celebrity boxing....why not this.

    How about celebrity boxing with Sammy vs. Eddie or
    even Sammy vs. Ray Danniels or even VH Fans vs. Brad Starks. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
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    "Since 'the Osbournes' is so damn funny, why not 'The Van Halen Family'?"

    Simple, because the Osbournes are a dysfunctional FAMILY, Van Halen is just plain dysfunctional.

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    A friend of mine works at this private school in L.A., where Ozzy's son goes. A few weeks ago, the kid stopped showing for class. The school called home, wondering what was going on. It turns out that the whole familly was gone on a trip, and didn't tell the shcool they were taking the kids along... Typical!
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    Ya think Ed would scream "Valarie!!" like Ozzy screams "Sharon!!"...
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    Why not the Van Halen Family?

    Cuz noone cares
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    "We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator, wow! I swear to God I had this one chick, this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6:30 this morning. Finally, I just said, 'Fuck it!' and let her out of my room!" - David Lee Roth

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    Eddie could be the whiny little teenage daughter. Always running around telling everyone else how much he hates them and then sulking.

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    Van Halen will always be my favorites....But I doubt severely that a TV show about the Van Halens would be even CLOSE to as funny as "The Osbournes" is.
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