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    Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

    Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

    Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

    Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

    Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.
    Dammit, you got me thinking now...
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    After engaging in a long distance romantic correspondence with an 8 year old, a woman leaves her fiancé. She first stalks the 8 year old and his father at a beach and then arranges to meet her pen pal for a romantic rendezvous at the top of the Empire State Building.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    Saw this on another board I go to and with all the division here on singers, politics, Star Wars, etc maybe it would be good for here?

    Write a synopsis for a great movie that makes its sound terrible. For example.

    Teenager moves to California where he immediately steals another boys girlfriend. Then he embarrasses the same boy at a Halloween dance. Then with the help of the apartment maintenance man, proceeds to beat up this boy in front of a cheering crowd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    After engaging in a long distance romantic correspondence with an 8 year old, a woman leaves her fiancé. She first stalks the 8 year old and his father at a beach and then arranges to meet her pen pal for a romantic rendezvous at the top of the Empire State Building.
    Sleepless in Seattle? Hanks & Ryan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon Ribeiro View Post
    The 1st Karate Kid?
    That's what I thought..it's been so long since I've seen it though, don't remember the details.
    This topic takes up to much brain matter.lol
    Dealing with it.

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    Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back.
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

    "The truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth" - Todd Wagner

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back.
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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Human Centipede?
    I was thinking almost every romantic comedy ever made.
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

    "The truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth" - Todd Wagner

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    Our protagonist, expecting a wonderful summer at a quaint coastal tourist town, is instead hounded by the entire village. Three men in particular put a bounty on his head and pursue him relentlessly, taking extreme measures to kill him, even to the point of losing the gang leaders life until ultimately the two surviving assassins kill him by blowing him up. All because he stole a meal at the beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    Our protagonist, expecting a wonderful summer at a quaint coastal tourist town, is instead hounded by the entire village. Three men in particular put a bounty on his head and pursue him relentlessly, taking extreme measures to kill him, even to the point of losing the gang leaders life until ultimately the two surviving assassins kill him by blowing him up. All because he stole a meal at the beach.
    Jaws.
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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    How did they know that the one girl from Jaws had dandruff?
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    How did they know that the one girl from Jaws had dandruff?
    There's a Head and Shoulders joke in there somewhere, right?

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    A pre-pubescent boy who is embarrassed by his lack of stature suddenly finds himself about 20 years in the future and surrounded by toys, including an attractive 30 something girlfriend. He gives it all up because he misses his mom and best friend.
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    There's a Head and Shoulders joke in there somewhere, right?
    Yes. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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