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    Default Airplane -- 39 years ago

    Every Joke from ‘Airplane!’ Ranked


    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

    Captain Oveur: Roger!

    Roger Murdock: Huh?

    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.

    Captain Oveur: Roger!

    Roger Murdock: Huh?

    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.

    Captain Oveur: What?

    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.

    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!

    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

    Tower voice: Over.

    Captain Oveur: Roger.

    Roger Murdock: Huh?

    Tower voice: Roger, over!

    Roger Murdock: What?

    Captain Oveur: Huh?

    Victor Basta: Who?

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    Ever seen a grown man naked Billy ?
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    One of my all time favorite movies/comedies. I still remember reading a review back then that called it, " idiot humor." I'll own that.

    That the Zuckers and Abrahams were able to get some acting heavyweights to appear in the movie, was never lost on me.

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    Utilize. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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    Probably the best pure comedy ever

    Probably my fav line when Stack is trying to to talk Styker down, 'have you ever flown a multi engine plane,?' No. Shit this a godamn waste of time, may as well route them into Lake Michigan
    Last edited by rchop84; 07.02.19 at 03:08 PM.
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    Last edited by Elwood P.; 07.02.19 at 03:50 PM.
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

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    On account the movie is awesome n shit. We will throw out for shits n grins for no reason at all. "Hey, there is a sale at pennys, over" How copy? Out.
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    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

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    Yeah that Johnny was a funny dude.

    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

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    Tons of comedic gold!
    I loved Airplane II as well. Same as the Naked Gun series.
    "There's too many people on this basketball that's floating around the sun, who are too afraid to allow themselves to FEEL" - Edward Van Halen
    "Van Halen was never about the singer..." - A very wise fan.
    "Embrace the past. Live in the moment but keep your eyes on the future, and keep on moving forward..." - Richie Sambora

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    Quote Originally Posted by RRvh1 View Post
    I loved Airplane II as well.
    Some jive!

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    Great movie, as an airline pilot I can tell you we quote that movie all the time.

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    Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
    Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
    Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
    Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
    Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
    Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
    Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr5115 View Post
    Great movie, as an airline pilot I can tell you we quote that movie all the time.
    I used to want to be a 747 pilot... Kudos.
    "There's too many people on this basketball that's floating around the sun, who are too afraid to allow themselves to FEEL" - Edward Van Halen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    Some jive!

    Ain't no thang...
    "There's too many people on this basketball that's floating around the sun, who are too afraid to allow themselves to FEEL" - Edward Van Halen
    "Van Halen was never about the singer..." - A very wise fan.
    "Embrace the past. Live in the moment but keep your eyes on the future, and keep on moving forward..." - Richie Sambora

 

 

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