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    How many girls did Dave sleep with on the road? We'll call that number "A."

    What percent of those girls had a boyfriend? We'll call that number "B."

    So, did Dave actually sleep with someone's girlfriend while on the road??

    To find out how many times that might have happened, simply multiply "A" times "B".

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    Quote Originally Posted by James in New York View Post
    To be clear, he never fucked any of MY girlfriends.

    But I think I know a guy or two he might have offended with their girlfriends.

    Or boyfriends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    To be clear, he never fucked any of MY girlfriends.
    Ha!
    "Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.”

    ― Meister Eckhart

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    I liked the 2015 update. It went something like this...

    "In my younger days I would've threatened to sleep with this guy's girlfriend. Nowadays the most fucked insult is that I probably already have."

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    Ball??
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielleesale View Post
    #metoo
    I read that a "poundmetoo"
    I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em. -
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    You funky Socal guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Ranger View Post
    I heard this story about Dave: When he was a rockstar in Van Halen's heyday, if some guy, at the wild party, threw a water bottle at him, Dave would openly threaten that he will come out there and ball his girlfriend, and he was really serious and he DID that.

    Is that real? Roth really balled someone else's girlfriends and he was not rejected by them and their boyfriends didn't get angry for that? This is really interesting and surprising to me. It seems Dave could do whatever he wanted, LOL.
    Are you serious? He's seen more ass than the ladies room at your local Exxon. I am sure many of them had significant others...and for that night didn't give a shit.

    And while we are at it...so did Al, Ed, Sam, etc. etc.
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    Noel Monk said Alex was the major slut of the band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VH1988 View Post
    Noel Monk said Alex was the major slut of the band.
    Drummers...right?

    Always have to be pounding something.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Yeah, Dave did do that... plus... Back when Eddie Van Halen was a Rock Star™ he used to boil his guitar strings which is how he got that patented Brown Sound...
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