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    Best: We came here to entertain you. Leaving here we aggravate you

    Worst: Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

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    Best:Wanna see my ID?
    Try to clip my wings
    Don't have to show you proof of anything
    I know the law, friend...

    Worst:She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)

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    Dave vs. Sam in 4, 3, 2, 1....

    IT'S ON!

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    Best- come back to your senses baby we can't come to terms.

    Worst- wam bam roll an Amsterdam.


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    Danger in the rear view mirror
    There's trouble in the wind
    Badness bringing up the rear
    The menace is loose again

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    Soon you'll see my silhouette
    Darkening your door

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    No one's above suspicion
    No one's got it wired

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    Funny how Van Hagar becomes Van Halen again whenever a "worst of" is needed.

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    Just close the thread because we all know Up For Breakfast and WCTBL will be the knee-jerk reaction as worst.

    A clever but transparent way of once again, shitting on Van Hagar and its lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Just close the thread because we all know Up For Breakfast and WCTBL will be the knee-jerk reaction as worst.

    A clever but transparent way of once again, shitting on Van Hagar and its lyrics.
    Especially when just the other day a post was made that "it's all just rock and roll, and anyone complaining about lyrics is just juvenile..."
    Doh!
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    "Van Halen was never about the singer..." - a very wise fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by japeape View Post
    Best:Wanna see my ID?
    Try to clip my wings
    Don't have to show you proof of anything
    I know the law, friend...

    Worst:She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)
    I will never understood how a grown man saw nothing wrong with singing "Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)".


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    "Make way for the bad guy"- Tony Montana

    'This hamburger don't need no helper"- David Lee Roth

    "I wish Bon Jovi would've given me a call before he recorded all of his hits, because the lyrics would've been smarter, the melodies would've been much more smashing, and they would've sold a lot fewer records." -David Lee Roth

    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

    "But being number one doesn’t really mean jack fuck all. We sold twice as many records as other records that year (1984) that landed in the Number One position." ~Eddie Van Halen

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    Worst

    1-800-Spanked

    And the two times Dave uses "1-800" on ADKOT
    "The less I needed, the better I felt." ~ Charles Bukowski.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thismusicsux View Post
    Danger in the rear view mirror
    There's trouble in the wind
    Badness bringing up the rear
    The menace is loose again

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    Soon you'll see my silhouette
    Darkening your door

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    No one's above suspicion
    No one's got it wired
    Exactly what I was going to post. The "soon you'll see my silhouette darkening your door" is just awesome imagery. But his best all time "setting a scene" is Hang em High.

    "One eye on the road, price upon his head, one ear to the ground, he's listening to the dead".

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    Best DLR: takin' whiskey to the party tonight and i'm lookin for somebody to squeeze.
    Best Sam: They'll find a cure for anything Just kill the pain, Numb my brain
    Worst Sam: 1-800-spanked
    Wost Dave: Spinning up my Facebook page and I'll ride out towards the outer maze.
    Right here I say....

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    Seems a bi odd to try and choose the best and worst from a collection of lyrics that are meh/average/uninspired at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What a Rocker 1973 View Post
    Best: We came here to entertain you. Leaving here we aggravate you

    Worst: Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.
    There is no way that this thread will end up in a Sam v DLR debate....

    I am personally hoping this devolves into who scats better, Sam or DLR, Part II.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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