Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    Good Enough redfire's Avatar
    Join Date
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Hear About it Later
    Last Online

    01.07.12 @ 10:23 PM
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Time to carry on the sacred tradition of The Night Before Christmas..... VH style. Though it's technically a day late, it's still all good. Besides the original one was, correct me if I'm worng, what got the first EUAS thread moved from Opinions to the then VH Meeting Place. So it has setimental value. I did this one by myself this time. HOP couldn't get on and Poj is gone. I would have just copied the original out of the first EUAS thread but I couldn't seem to find it............. Anywho, I now give you the sequel to the immortal classic......


    Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house,not a creature was stirring not even my bro House.

    The stockings were hung on the chimmeny with care, in hopes that St. David soon would be there.

    And my woman wearing nothing, with me and "monkey",
    had just signed off from DLRArmy so we could get a "funky".

    Then in the east there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang up from my BJ to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew in a flash,
    tore open the shutters and smoked my stash.

    When what to my wondering eyes would appear,
    but a giant sled with 8 midgit reindeer.

    With a tan looking driver, so charasmatic and quick,
    I knew that instant it must be Dave the slick.

    More rapid than an automatic guns his midgits they came.
    He laughed and shouted and called them by name.
    Now Gary, now Larry, now Curly and Moe.
    On Johnson and Johnson and Britney you ho.

    To the top of the charts, to the top of the wall.
    Ed and I say unto thee were gonna kick the competition in the balls.
    We met with an obstacle and looked it in the eye.
    Kick Gary out and gave Ray an arsenic pie.

    With a bag full of new cds, and DLR too.
    They came into my house with good tidings and great news.

    Down the chimmeny mighty Dave came with grace.
    With a woman on each arm to give me new cd and jewelcase.

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot.
    But his clothes weren't tarnished by neither ashes nor soot.

    I thanked The Man and he bid me addue.
    He said "see you in a couple of months but you'll hear from me and the bros before then too".

    I looked at my cd and said it's brand spankin' new.
    Dave gave me a nod, then up the chimney he flew.

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his midgits gave a scream.
    And away they all left just like a moonbeam.

    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
    "Van Halen is back and look at all the fucking people here tonight."

    Back in Black..... Eat Us and Smile!!!

    [This message has been edited by redfire (edited December 25, 2000 at 07:40 PM).]

  2. #2
    Sinner's Swing! AJW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Favorite VH Album

    All 7 with Dave
    Favorite VH Song

    Hear About It Later
    Last Online

    10.21.16 @ 01:27 PM
    Liked 95 Times in 61 Posts

    I meant ot bump this one instead. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays fellow linkers.

  3. #3
    Eruption Goldustgrl's Avatar
    Join Date
    New York
    Favorite VH Song

    tough decision
    Last Online

    05.04.13 @ 03:04 PM
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Happy Holidays all!



Similar Threads

  1. T’ was the night before Christmas
    By Rod Dangle in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 12.24.07, 12:02 PM
  2. "T'was the Night Before Christmas"....map57 style....
    By map57 in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12.06.06, 05:42 AM
  3. new york style christmas
    By cloudieskie in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12.23.01, 10:34 PM
  4. T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
    By Gwen South in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12.22.01, 10:25 AM
  5. Twas the Night before Christmas - Santa's Version
    By BigBadBrian in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 12.24.00, 06:31 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts