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    Atomic Punk Wolfman's Avatar
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    Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all thru the hizzouse;
    Not a creature was stirring,
    Not even that damn mouse.

    Again, stockings were hung
    By the chimney with care;
    In hopes that Van Halen
    Soon would be there.

    In his red, black and white,
    Santa was back;
    With EVH stripes
    painted on his toy sack.

    He loaded his booty
    On his striped franky-sleigh;
    Pumped up some Halen,
    And was off on his way.

    The sleigh rose up
    Into the thick mist;
    And Santa proclaimed -
    “I’m a do it like this!”

    Then he cranked up “Eruption”,
    And waved back to the missus;
    It was time to get down
    To that holiday business.

    “One more year gone”, he said
    “With no new Van Halen”;
    “I miss hearing Eddie
    and his spine-tingling wailin’!”

    Rudolph turned to Santa,
    And said “Ay yo trip!”
    “I know what ya mean homes,
    I’m ready to flip!”

    They flew through the night
    Against the harse cold;
    Til they stopped and pulled up
    To my humble abode.

    He pulled out a brand new
    Custom Shop Wolfgang
    Ran his hands up the frets,
    And gave it a twang.

    He laid it with care,
    Beneath my bare tree
    Then smiled a big grin,
    And turned to face me.

    “I knew you’d be up waiting,
    Dear Wolfman my friend –
    I know that your wait
    Seems like it will not end.”

    “I know you were hoping
    for a new Halen CD,
    Just like the last year,
    When you last talked to me.”

    I asked him quite frankly,
    “Are there lawyers behind this?”
    “Or is Edward still sick?”,
    I added, with sadness.

    “I wish that I knew”
    He said with a frown,
    “I too miss that sound,
    So beautifully brown.”

    “But I will tell you this,
    My co-Halen fan –
    We have not yet heard
    The last of this band!”

    “Despite what you’ve heard
    From these speakers of doom;
    On the message boards
    And in the chat rooms…”

    “…They really do care
    About all of their fans;
    And perhaps all this waiting
    Is out of their hands.”

    “They soon will return,
    When the timing is right –
    And a singer’s in place,
    and the music is tight.”

    “Now crack me a 40,
    ‘fore I get all depressed!
    Christmas is no time
    To piss about this mess!”

    And then he added,
    As he worked down his brew –
    “You peeps here behave,
    because I’m clockin’ you!”

    “If you keep up this bitchin’
    While I’m watchin you –
    When I come back next time,
    No Halen for you!”

    I smiled and I laughed,
    And he laughed back with me.
    It was now time for him
    To go fill more trees.

    As soon as he left,
    I thought all about it;
    And if Santa said so,
    Then I figured it was legit.

    And so from my bed,
    I chose to believe it.
    Because I won’t be the kid to say
    That Santa spoke shit.




    Here' last year's for those who never got to read it - [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Last Year's story, for new members to see...

    [ December 24, 2002, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]

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    Atomic Punk
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    god love ya bro!

    jmj
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    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

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    Baluchitherium
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    Thanks Wolf and a Merry Christmas to ya'
    Rock the Red!!!

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    "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

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    LOL!!!

    Ain't it the truth my friend.
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

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    got tequila?

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    bump
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raldo View Post
    LOL!!!

    Ain't it the truth my friend.
    Wow! Here I am 9 years later and still waiting for that new album. LOL
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

    Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar

    got tequila?

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    ....and to all a good night.



    That was awesome, BTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    ....and to all a good night.



    That was awesome, BTW.
    Good ole' Wolf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    bump
    Hilarious.

    You know a post is old when the codes for the smilies show up like remnants of digital petroglyphs.

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    Knuckle touch..........very nice Wolf................Merry Christmas to all of you and God Bless.....Here's to hearing from the worlds greatest guitarist in 2012
    "Once believed,Can't ever loose faith."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raldo View Post
    Wow! Here I am 9 years later and still waiting for that new album. LOL
    Don't forget about the three new tunes we got in 2004! Ha!

 

 

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