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    Default Male Logic...... Flawless

    Male Logic...... Flawless
    This is a conversation between a man & his wife.
    Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after being asked just one question.

    Critical Thinking
    At Its Best!

    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes
    Woman:

    How many beers a day?
    Man:

    Usually about 3
    Woman:

    How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?

    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:
    Do you drink beer?

    Woman:
    No.

    Man:
    Where's your Ferrari?
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Male Logic...... Flawless
    This is a conversation between a man & his wife.
    Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after being asked just one question.

    Critical Thinking
    At Its Best!

    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes
    Woman:

    How many beers a day?
    Man:

    Usually about 3
    Woman:

    How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?

    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:
    Do you drink beer?

    Woman:
    No.

    Man:
    Where's your Ferrari?

 

 

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