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    Default Which animal, fish, or dinosaur do the various members of Van Halen look like?

    I was talking to a friend today, who told me that Eddie always reminded him of a dolphin because of the way his jaw, mouth, and teeth are shaped. A quick google search led me to many pictures that looked very similar with dolphins and Ed with their mouths open.

    I was suprised to learn this, see if for myself, and so I began to try and think of what other animals the members of Van Halen look like.

    Sammy-Young Sam, a lion. Older Sam a Panda.
    Mikey- A sea lion or bear riding a unicycle. It's the devil may careness of his smile.
    Alex-A racoon or a weasel.
    Dave-Younger dave was like a peacock, older dave is like a cat with out any hair, very sleek, yet slightly unnerving.
    Wolfie-a big old Teddy Bear
    Gary-A monkey with progeria crossed with a poodle.

    What say ye, VHlinkers, what animals do the members of VH remind you of?

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    Eddie, do you see what we've been reduced to without new music to discuss?

    Get your ass in the studio!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    LOL

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    ...Zero Discipline

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    Slow day in VH Land.
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    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

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    I'm really disappointed in the lack of dialogue in this topic.

    I expected more from you guys.

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    Dave - looks like a mighty regal lion king avenger of the jungle on the prowl eyes glowing pissing on every tree so everyone knows not to fuck around in his domain.

    Sammy- looks like Winnie The Pooh stuck in the tree ate too much honey can't move but doesn't care just has himself a nice nap.

    Alex- Looks like a Cheetah with sunglasses smirking in style long tail wagging

    Eddie- Looks like a Grey Owl sitting perched up high in a tree not really doing anything other than annoying the bats thinking to himself no one can do anything until I do

    Mike- Looks like a Zebra that lost its stripes no idea where they went or what color they were

    Wolf- Looks like a cute chubby little baby bear trying to look tough but lost in the woods crying for his mommy

    Gary- Looks like a homosexual squirrel that none of the other homosexual squirrels want to fuck because he's so God Damn boring and regular

    Mitch Malloy- Looks like a super cute cuddly Pomeranian freshly groomed from a high end Beverly Hills doggy salon poised and ready to flash his pearly whites for a high profile magazine cover shoot
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    I believe the Allosaur was in fact named after Al, due to its large powerful hind-limbs, heavily muscled tail and dozens of sharp, serrated teeth

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    To further the Dinosaur angle, Mike would be an Ankylosaurus. Clubbed tail for whacking open E strings...

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    Wow. So, this is what a washed up band forum looks like.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    I always thought Geddy Lee looked like an ostrich


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    The doctor is out.....OF HIS MIND!
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