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    Default It's Official: Sammy is Back in Van Halen.

    Yeah right,

    April Fools!


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    I officially predict that this will fool nobody ...

    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

    "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you"

    "Be careful what you wish for because you just might lose what you already have"

    "Women and Children First ... The REAL Van Halen III"

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    At the same time, even a broken clock is right twice a day...
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    Sam is such a tool. He probably put Invasion 1980 up to this just to piss off Dave fans. The man has no class and knows no limits to shoving his fat, red brand down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invasion 1980 View Post
    Yeah right,

    April Fools!

    Damn. Beat me to it!
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    Of course my guard is up and I did not fall for this.

    But the worst April Fool's jokes are the ones you wouldn't mind being real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi McFly View Post
    Of course my guard is up and I did not fall for this.

    But the worst April Fool's jokes are the ones you wouldn't mind being real.
    You mean like "Van Halen to release all new studio album at the end of 2016?"

    I'd like to see that announcement tomorrow.
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Get The Show On The Road View Post
    You mean like "Van Halen to release all new studio album at the end of 2016?"

    I'd like to see that announcement tomorrow.
    If you're lucky you might get a pic of Kodi taking a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleCrappy View Post
    If you're lucky you might get a pic of Kodi taking a shit.
    Apparently we're getting that on the May cover of Esquire magazine.

    https://twitter.com/JanieVanHalen/st...14315930877955

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi McFly View Post
    Apparently we're getting that on the May cover of Esquire magazine.

    https://twitter.com/JanieVanHalen/st...14315930877955
    That's funny. I wonder which actor is blessed enough to be graced with sharing an Esquire cover with Van Furball.

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    Oh shit. I heard Kody lets Ed have it in this issue. The headline is "Ed doesn't want to be my friend"
     "He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal" -Camille Paglia on Donald Trump

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    Wow. I was so fooled.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Kodi couldn't hold Sherman's jockstrap.
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    Kody: Thing with Ed is he lacks a soulful delivery...he's all low, like a fart...me, yeah i was
    kinda blessed in that regard with a multi octave bark....

    Ed had no fucking idea.
    I was a puppy, and he was clueless.
    I had to get my own water and food dish made.
    Every meal you saw me eat, i prepared it.

    Ed responds to Kody's controversial Esquire piece:

    We had a lot early morning walks, and late night bathroom breaks.
    I'm proud of every frisbee i ever threw to him, in our backyard.
    Sadly, Kody chooses to reflect on only the negative.
    I wish him well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    Kodi couldn't hold Sherman's jockstrap.
    What about his nose cone?
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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