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    It's about time they do. Way over due doncha think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    It's about time they do. Way over due doncha think?

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    Yes, fairy tales were clearly missing the perspective of men with small dicks and their love of guns to compensate for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motherload View Post
    Yes, fairy tales were clearly missing the perspective of men with small dicks and their love of guns to compensate for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motherload View Post
    Yes, fairy tales were clearly missing the perspective of men with small dicks and their love of guns to compensate for that.
    When Mike tells you that you disregard anything people who disagree with you say, let this be a perfect example. My sister-in-law, whose home address is on file with the state government and is publicly searchable, trains every other weekend with her gun, and possesses it because people target anesthesiologists thinking they have drugs. She has three young kids, she painstakingly makes sure they know gun safety, and her safe will only open with her handprint.

    Funny thing is based upon your comment and your willingness to even concede to one idea that comes out of another's head, I think her dick is bigger than yours, so what is your excuse?

    Yeah, yeah, households with guns more likely to kill one of their own (all those studies do not account for households already involved in criminal activity which makes those studies useless), guns are dicks, dicks are guns, guns are penises, and so on.

    Just tonight, some strange noises occurred outside, and nearly all of us thought someone was at a window. I actually felt safer knowing my sister-in-law could walk 10 feet and protect us.

    But hey, she's just compensating for not having a big dick, right?

    Feel free to NOT believe in self-defense and to believe that good people should be, by law, unable to protect themselves against the methods of bad people, but please stop FORCING your beliefs upon other people. That's what people with terrible arguments (and perhaps tiny penises) do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovemachine97(Version 2) View Post
    When Mike tells you that you disregard anything people who disagree with you say, let this be a perfect example. My sister-in-law, whose home address is on file with the state government and is publicly searchable, trains every other weekend with her gun, and possesses it because people target anesthesiologists thinking they have drugs. She has three young kids, she painstakingly makes sure they know gun safety, and her safe will only open with her handprint.

    Funny thing is based upon your comment and your willingness to even concede to one idea that comes out of another's head, I think her dick is bigger than yours, so what is your excuse?

    Yeah, yeah, households with guns more likely to kill one of their own (all those studies do not account for households already involved in criminal activity which makes those studies useless), guns are dicks, dicks are guns, guns are penises, and so on.

    Just tonight, some strange noises occurred outside, and nearly all of us thought someone was at a window. I actually felt safer knowing my sister-in-law could walk 10 feet and protect us.

    But hey, she's just compensating for not having a big dick, right?

    Feel free to NOT believe in self-defense and to believe that good people should be, by law, unable to protect themselves against the methods of bad people, but please stop FORCING your beliefs upon other people. That's what people with terrible arguments (and perhaps tiny penises) do.
    You actually took that seriously?

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    Seriously sweetheart, go to bed. Watch your video and just close your eyes and listen to your song.

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    Silly NRA, you can't kill a witch with a gun. You have to throw water on them or drop a house on their head.

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    I might be pro gun, but I don't give a crap what the NRA thinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovemachine97(Version 2) View Post
    When Mike tells you that you disregard anything people who disagree with you say, let this be a perfect example. My sister-in-law, whose home address is on file with the state government and is publicly searchable, trains every other weekend with her gun, and possesses it because people target anesthesiologists thinking they have drugs. She has three young kids, she painstakingly makes sure they know gun safety, and her safe will only open with her handprint.

    Funny thing is based upon your comment and your willingness to even concede to one idea that comes out of another's head, I think her dick is bigger than yours, so what is your excuse?

    Yeah, yeah, households with guns more likely to kill one of their own (all those studies do not account for households already involved in criminal activity which makes those studies useless), guns are dicks, dicks are guns, guns are penises, and so on.

    Just tonight, some strange noises occurred outside, and nearly all of us thought someone was at a window. I actually felt safer knowing my sister-in-law could walk 10 feet and protect us.

    But hey, she's just compensating for not having a big dick, right?

    Feel free to NOT believe in self-defense and to believe that good people should be, by law, unable to protect themselves against the methods of bad people, but please stop FORCING your beliefs upon other people. That's what people with terrible arguments (and perhaps tiny penises) do.
    Wouldn't it be sexist to tell a female gun lover that she needs her guns because she is not a man with a big dick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocknblues81 View Post
    Wouldn't it be sexist to tell a female gun lover that she needs her guns because she is not a man with a big dick?
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    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

    "But being number one doesn’t really mean jack fuck all. We sold twice as many records as other records that year (1984) that landed in the Number One position." ~Eddie Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovemachine97(Version 2) View Post
    When Mike tells you that you disregard anything people who disagree with you say, let this be a perfect example. My sister-in-law, whose home address is on file with the state government and is publicly searchable, trains every other weekend with her gun, and possesses it because people target anesthesiologists thinking they have drugs. She has three young kids, she painstakingly makes sure they know gun safety, and her safe will only open with her handprint.

    Funny thing is based upon your comment and your willingness to even concede to one idea that comes out of another's head, I think her dick is bigger than yours, so what is your excuse?

    Yeah, yeah, households with guns more likely to kill one of their own (all those studies do not account for households already involved in criminal activity which makes those studies useless), guns are dicks, dicks are guns, guns are penises, and so on.

    Just tonight, some strange noises occurred outside, and nearly all of us thought someone was at a window. I actually felt safer knowing my sister-in-law could walk 10 feet and protect us.

    But hey, she's just compensating for not having a big dick, right?

    Feel free to NOT believe in self-defense and to believe that good people should be, by law, unable to protect themselves against the methods of bad people, but please stop FORCING your beliefs upon other people. That's what people with terrible arguments (and perhaps tiny penises) do.
    I totally missed this thread earlier, but, can I nominate this for Post Of The Year?

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