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    Atomic Punk bklynboy68's Avatar
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    Default 70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise

    Not the prettiest cruise, I'm sure. I dare you to get past the first video.


    Video Recap Of This Year's 70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise

    March 16, 2016


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    I know people love going on cruises, but you couldn't pay me enough to go on any cruise. I'd rather go to the dentist lol

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    No thank you. I'm too old to be trapped in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of drunken revelers.
    Last edited by UncleCrappy; 03.17.16 at 07:08 AM.

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    I had a friend who did singles cruises in the 70s. It was a huge drunken fuck fest. Carnival no longer does them last I heard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    I had a friend who did singles cruises in the 70s. It was a huge drunken fuck fest. Carnival no longer does them last I heard.
    They do, they just now call them Gay Cruises.
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    They should have a tattoo station on that cruise. They'd make a killing.

    I wonder how many of those patrons sold their motorcycle to pay for it and had to quit their job at Home Depot to get the time off.

    If they want to sell a commemorative t-shirt on that cruise, it better be black.

    That music is god awful, by the way. Can you really tell the difference between the bands? The music sounds the same to me.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsbll4 View Post
    They should have a tattoo station on that cruise. They'd make a killing.
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    I didn't realize these metal cruises were so popular. I'm surprised one of them hasn't sunk yet.

    Cruises scare me. I don't have a lot of confidence in the employees or lines.

 

 

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