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    Default Who's had more balls hit his face? Johnny Bench Or Liberace?



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    Oh, Władziu Valentino Liberace, for sure.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy68 View Post


    Jaime Naughright...
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    Probably too close to call ...

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    Okay, whoever you are, I fuckin' howled when I read the title!!!
    "There's too many people on this basketball that's floating around the sun, who are too afraid to allow themselves to FEEL" - Edward Van Halen
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    I would not titty fuck both of them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fuddman5150 View Post
    I would not titty fuck both of them.


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    So, which one would you?
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    So, which one would you?
    Probably Liberace.
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    definitely Lee...but in his defense, Johnny wore a protective mask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    definitely Lee...but in his defense, Johnny wore a protective mask.
    Johnny was a catcher. Not sure about Liberace ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    So, which one would you?
    Sorry bro. I don't ride that bike.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fuddman5150 View Post
    Sorry bro. I don't ride that bike.


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    Just messin' with ya', fudd.
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    Default Who's had more balls hit his face? Johnny Bench Or Liberace?

    Fuck those two guys...probably Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    Johnny was a catcher. Not sure about Liberace ...
    According to the movie, he was as well....
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Rumors have it that Johnny played for both teams.

 

 

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