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    Gird your loins Daisy Hill's Avatar
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    this is why they need that google driverless car...so they can watch porn on the way to work

    so he was driving without pants, watching porn on his cell phone and playing a little "five against one"....and NOT WEARING HIS SEAT BELT! If he had worn his seatbelt perhaps he would have survived to explain his stupidity to the EMT's


    Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over

    Clifford Ray Jones, 58, died instantly when he crashed his car in Detroit
    Police attending the scene found that he was naked from the waist down
    He was thrown through the roof of the car when it rolled over on Sunday
    Police believe Jones was watching a pornographic movie at the time
    By DARREN BOYLE FOR MAILONLINE



    A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone.
    Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning.
    As well as not wearing any trousers, Jones is not believed to have been wearing his seat belt which may have contributed to his partial ejection from the car.


    The accident happened at 3.30am on Sunday while Jones was travelling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75.
    It is believed that Jones lost control of the car because he was distracted and was unable to prevent the 1996 Toyota from spinning because he did not have both hands firmly on the steering wheel.


    According to the Detroit News, Jones died at the scene of the accident.
    Lieutenant Mike Shaw of Michigan State Police said the incident was among the strangest he has dealt with during his professional career.
    He said: ' We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars.'
    Fortunately no one else was injured in the incident.

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    I'm reminded of a George Carlin rant where he went through a list of things he was "bored with, tired of, and pissed at." One was everyone walking around with their own personal bottle of water.

    "Is everybody so dehydrated they have to have their own portable supply of fluids with them at all times? Get a drink before you leave the house!"

    I think we can apply this wisdom to other scenarios.

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    I saw this earlier. Someone made a comment about him dying at the hands of a one handed carjacking. Or something like that.

    I literally laughed out loud.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    One handed carjacking!!! That's great.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Guy died doing what he loved.
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